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Fidel Castro's recent death linked to election of Donald Trump as President.

Informed sources close to the recent Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro have confirmed that the country's revolutionary leader's health, which had been declining, took a sharp turn for the worse upon his learning of the Trump victory over Hillary Clinton.  Those who were in daily contact with Fidel told a confidential source that had tried to shield him from the terrible news of the Trump victory knowing it could very well be a death blow to their beloved leader.  They were unsuccessful!  Donald Trump hasn't even taken office, but has already saved the jobs of hundreds at the Carrier Plant in Indiana and must also be given credit for ending Fidel's disgusting cigar smoking habit.

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