Senate Democrats demand SCOTUS nominee not be unduly influenced by Constitution

In a last ditch effort to prevent Brett Kavanaugh from confirmation to the nation's highest court, Senate Democrats demand Supreme Court nominee not be unduly influenced by the U.S. Constitution.  With some Democrats pointing out that without a constitution the nation would not have been subjected to the Civil War (most costly in this country's history).  Furthermore they contend the election process in this country would not be burdened with the grossly undemocratic Electoral College, and that most terrible of all constitutional guarantees "Freedom of Speech"!  Senate Democrats insist that all speech be defined, and that which is determined to be hate speech or speech offensive to anyone be banned.  And let us not forget the 2nd Amendment and guns.  In fact they would just shred the old dated document. 

Senate Democrats demand Supreme Court nominee not be unduly influenced by U.S. Constitution

Somewhere in the dark corners of the U.S. Capital muffled voices of Democrats are quietly demanding that any Supreme Court nominee put forth by Donald Trump should not be unduly influenced by the Constitution.  While at the same time more and more of these 'wannabee socialist' are calling for the abolition of ICE.  Are we on the road to Venezuela?

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Cartoon by Michael Ramirez

YES MR JEFFERSON WE NEED TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION.  AFTER ALL IT'S OUTDATED AND WAS WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF WHITE MEN MANY OF WHOM OWNED SLAVES.  I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE DOCUMENT AND WILL DO ALL IN MY POWER TO CHANGE THIS ANTIQUATED DOCUMENT BY ISSUING EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND APPOINTING THOSE WHO THE HIGH COURT THAT FEEL LIKE ME ABOUT THIS WORTHLESS RAG.

H/T TO Fuzzy Logic