Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer Releases His First Greatest Hits Blues Album

Senator/Bluesman Chuck Schumer a.k.a ‘Cryin’ Chuckie’ released a greatest hits album this last Tuesday and liberal whiners are buying up copies like it’s going out of style. Cryin’ Chuckie, or CC as he is known to his fans, has been bawling out the blues ever since he became a senator in 1998 and has blubbering in overdrive ever since Donald Trump became president. 

Fans of CC will be treated to his signature hits including, ‘Got My Fake Tears Workin’, ‘Born Under a Loser Sign’ and ‘Damn Right Trump Gave Me the Blues’ among many others.  
Thanks to Whacked News.

Senator Chuck Schumer, NY Democrat has a Conceal/Carry Permit

I DON'T KNOW IF "CHUCKY" SCHUMER IS PACKING HEAT WHILE ON THE JOB IN WASHINGTON, BUT THAT'S A MOOT POINT BECAUSE WHILE AT WORK HE IS GUARDED BY HUNDREDS OF CAPITAL POLICE.  WHERE WAS THE PROTECTION FOR THOSE LITTLE KIDS AT THE SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.  THIS IS THE SAME CHUCK SCHUMER WHO WOULD EAGERLY RESTRICT YOUR GUN RIGHTS IN THE NAME OF PUBLIC SAFETY.  GUN-GRABBER, SENATOR SCHUMER, WHILE TAKING YOUR GUNS HOLDS HIS CLOSE TO HIS VEST.  HEY CHUCKY, EVER HEARD THAT OLD SAYING, "WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER"?