LEADERS FROM THE WAMPANOAG, MOHEGAN AND MOHICAN TRIBES HELD AN EMERGENCY POWWOW FOLLOWING THE SIGHTING OF STRANGE SHIPS OFF THE MASSACHUSETTS COAST. THE CHIEFS WERE DIVIDED IN THEIR OPINIONS ON HOW TO HANDLE THE ARRIVAL OF THESE STRANGE NEWCOMERS. SOME WOULD WELCOME THESE PALEFACE MEN, WHILE OTHERS WARNED THEY WERE A THREAT TO THE GREAT INDIAN NATIONS THAT STRETCHED ACROSS THE CONTINENT. IN THE END THE PEACE PIPE WAS OFFERED AND THESE REFUGEES FROM THE TURMOIL IN THEIR HOMELAND WERE WELCOMED. NOT ONLY WELCOMED, BUT PROVIDED WITH THE NECESSITIES TO WEATHER THE COLD NEW ENGLAND WINTER THAT WAS FAST APPROACHING. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THE REST OF THEY STORY OR AT LEAST I HOPE YOU DO, FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT LEARN FROM HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT! IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT OVER 200 YEARS AFTER THE AMERICAN INDIAN OPENED HIS BORDERS TO THE WHITE MAN, THE PALEFACE WAS FINALLY ABLE TO REPAY THE REDMAN BY PLACING HIS DWINDLING NUMBERS ON SPACIOUS RESERVATIONS WHERE ALL HIS NEEDS FOR FOOD, CLOTHING AND SHELTER WERE PROVIDED BY A GRATEFUL STATE.
DURING THE GREAT BLIZZARD HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NON-ESSENTIAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS WERE SENT HOME, GUESS THAT MEANT THEY WERE NOT NEEDED! WTF, WHY DO WE KEEP THEM ON THE PAYROLL IF THEY ARE NOT NEEDED? DAMN I ALMOST FORGOT, IT'S THE GOVERNMENT WAY!
THE ITALIAN GOVERNMENT COVERED NUDE STATUES IN THE CAOITOLINE MUSEUM IN ROME SO AS NOT TO OFFEND VISITING IRANIAN PRESIDENT ROUHANI ON HIS RECENT VISIT. THE GOVERNMENT ALSO BANNED ALCOHOL FROM THE STATE DINNER. HOWEVER, IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE FRENCH AT A RECENT STATE DINNER ALLOWED WINE TO BE SERVED---THEY DIDN'T WAIVE THE WHITE FLAG THIS TIME. ONE MUST ASK, IN THE FUTURE WILL WESTERN WOMEN VISITING IRAN BE FORCED TO WEAR THE HIJAB IN ORDER TO OFFEND THEM?
THE RESIDENTS OF LOWELL, MASSACHUSETTS, A TOWN OF 100,000, MUST NOW WRITE AN ESSAY EXPLAINING WHY THEY NEED TO HAVE A GUN AND AT THE SAME TIME PAY A $1,100 TRAINING FEE FOR A ONE DAY TRAINING COURSE. KIND OF MAKES ONE WONDER WHO GRADES THE ESSAY AND AT THE SAME TIME WHY WOULD ONE NEED TO WRITE AN ESSAY TO PRACTICE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT. OH, AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CONCEAL CARRY, BUT JUST THE RIGHT TO SIMPLY OWN A FIREARM. GUESS THAT OLD SAYING IS RIGHT, "ONLY THREE THINGS COME FROM MASSACHUSETTS, LIBERALS, LUNATICS AND LOBSTERS"!
NEW YORK BILLIONAIRE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT ON A THIRD PARTY TICKET SHOULD THE REPUBLICANS NOMINATE TRUMP AND DEMOCRATS NOMINATE SANDERS. SHOULD BLOOMBERG ENTER THE RACE HE WILL BE THE ONLY CANDIDATE THAT WOULD SUPPORT BANNING THE BIG GULP, SPARKLERS, AND REPEALING THE SECOND AMENDMENT. JUST THIS WEEKEND BLOOMBERG INDICATED WE WOULD BE WILLING TO SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS OF HIS OWN MONEY SHOULD HE TAKE THAT LEAP OF FAITH!
THE MOST RECENT "GHETTO" POLL, THE NATIONS BELL WEATHER POLL OF MINORITIES IN THE NATION'S URBAN CENTERS HAS FOUND THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SECURED HIS POSITION AS AMERICA'S NO.1 RACE-BAITER REPLACING BOTH AL SHARPTON AND JESSE JACKSON FOR THAT COVETED POSITION. SHARPTON AND JACKSON COMPLAINED SAYING THE POLL WAS WEIGHTED BECAUSE IT INTERVIEWED A DISPROPORTIONAL NUMBER OF LIGHT SKINNED MINORITIES WHILE IGNORING THEIR DARKER-SKINNED BROTHERS. HOWEVER WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN, JOSH EARNEST SAID THE PRESIDENT WAS QUICK TO EMBRACE THE POLL RESULTS MAINTAINING THAT OBAMA HAD WORKED HARD TO ACHIEVE THIS HONOR. NOTING THAT THIS WOULD BE THE CROWNING STAR IN HIS LEGACY!
YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME RECENT MUSLIM RAPEFUGEES FROM THE MIDDLE EAST FOR THEIR SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON EUROPEAN WOMEN, AFTER ALL THEY ARE ONLY PRODUCTS OF THE HOLY KORAN AND THE SCREWED UP COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM. THEY WERE RAISED TO BELIEVE WOMEN WITHOUT A HIJAB, BURKA OR ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT MALE RELATIVE WAS FAIR GAME IF CAUGHT ON THE STREETS----ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT. EUROPEAN WOMEN MUST GET USE TO THIS OR CONFORM TO MUSLIM DRESS CODES AND BEHAVIOR WHEN THEY VENTURE OUT AT NIGHT ON THE STREETS OF GERMANY, FRANCE, SWEDEN AND OTHER EUROPEAN NATIONS.EITHER THAT OR MARCH THESE SORRY BASTARDS TO THE COAST AND HAVE THEM SWIM FOR IT.
THE OBAMA JUSTICE IS A FU*KING JOKE. THIS IS THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THAT INVESTIGATES THE POLICE WHEN A CRIME IS COMMITTED AND NOT THE DAMN CRIMINAL. THIS IS THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THAT INDICTED AND CONVICTED A 4-STAR AMERICAN GENERAL, DAVID PETRAEUS FOR HAVING TOP SECRET "SAP's" DOCUMENTS LOCKED IN HIS DESK. AND YOU GUESSED IT, THIS IS THE SAME JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THAT SO FAR HAS REFUSED TO INDICT HILLARY 'ROTTEN' CLINTON FOR HAVING THOUSANDS OF TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS ON HER PERSONAL, PRIVATE AND UNSECURED EMAIL SERVER. SOME SAY THIS IS JUST A DOUBLE STANDARD. DOUBLE STANDARD MY A$$, THESE ARE CRIMINAL ACTS BY HILLARY CLINTON AND HER CO-CONSPIRATOR THE OBAMA JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!!!!
WHY WOULDN'T DEMOCRAT STAFFERS DEMAND MORE MONEY AND ENTITLEMENTS---AFTER ALL THEY ARE MERELY A REFLECTION OF THOSE VOTERS WHO ELECTED THEIR BOSSES TO OFFICE. THESE IDIOTS ALL WANT MORE FOR DOING LESS. IT IS THE EPIDEMIC SPREADING FROM LIBERAL TO LIBERAL ACROSS THE NATION!
THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD LIKE TO TAKE GUNS OUT OF THE HANDS OF PRIVATE CITIZENS. THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT OBAMA WOULD LOVE TO SEE MILLIONS OF LATINS CROSS OUR BORDERS, NOT BECAUSE HE LOVES SPANISH PEOPLE---IT'S BECAUSE OF THEIR VOTING PATTERNS. AND FINALLY WE ARE ALL VERY AWARE OF HIS LOVE AFFAIR WITH ISLAM! YES, HE WOULD LOVE TO CHANGE AMERICA INTO AN UNARMED, SPANISH-SPEAKING, MUSLIM NATION!
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON. BUT SHE IS ALWAYS LAUGHING. WELL NOT EXACTLY, MORE LIKE A SICKENING CACKLE! WHAT'S SO FUNNY TO HILLARY IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES OR SAYS HER SUPPORTERS WILL BELIEVE IT!!!
OBAMA IS DETERMINED TO TURN LOOSE THE WORST OF THE WORST FROM GITMO. I WONDER IF THE CIA GETS A REPORT OF ONE OF THESE LOW-LIVES KILLING AN AMERICAN WOULD WE EVER HEAR ABOUT IT, AND IF WE DID WHAT WOULD THAT EXCUSE FOR A LEADER IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE TO SAY!
AS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN AND NORTH AFRICAN REFUGEES FLOOD INTO EUROPE THE GERMAN PRIME MINISTER, ANGELO MERKEL HAS INDICATED THAT HER NATION WILL THROW OPEN THE DOORS TO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THESE RAPEFUGEES. THE GERMAN CITIZENS OF COLOGNE ON THIS PAST NEW YEAR'S EVE GOT A TASTE OF WHAT THESE UNWELCOME VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH HAVE TO OFFER----THE SEXUAL ASSAULT OF GERMAN WOMEN. THE POLICE IN THAT CITY HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT THEY HAVE RECEIVED OVER 500 REPORTS BY GERMAN GIRLS OF SEXUAL ABUSE COMMITTED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES FROM SYRIAN AND NORTH AFRICA ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
PRESIDENT OBAMA IN HIS SOTU ADDRESS TONIGHT WITH STILL CALL FOR THE ADMISSION OF THOUSANDS OF THESE POTENTIAL TERRORIST AND RAPIST TO THE UNITED STATES DESPITE WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN COLOGNE, PARIS, AND EVEN CALIFORNIA. OPEN BORDER MULTI-CULTURAL LEADERS LIKE MERKEL AND OBAMA MUST GO.
IF OBAMA WAS KING YOU COULD BE SURE THAT HE WOULD TAKE THE GUN OF EVERY HONEST CITIZEN IN THIS COUNTRY WHILE AT THE SAME TIME PARDONING THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS TO PREY ON THE UNARMED POPULOUS. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING GUN CONTROL, WE NEED CONTROL OF THAT STINKING S.O.B. WHO SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!
OBAMA WILL CONTINUE TO LIBERATE AMERICANS FROM THE HORRORS OF TRADITIONAL VALUES SUCH AS FREEDOM, SELF RELIANCE, PRIVACY AND OTHER SUCH OUTDATED MEASURES IMPOSED ON US BY A DOCUMENT WRITTEN BY OLD WHITE MEN HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.
The below is a fictional account of a conflict between Saudi Arabia and Iran. A conflict that would quickly engulf the entire Middle East leading to a clash between the world's major powers. As we all know the Middle East is a powder keg with a short fuse. A short fuse that could easily be ignited by the slightest miscalculation. A miscalculation that could lead to unintended consequences on a grand scale leaving the world powerless to control the onrushing events. Day 1 Reuters News Agency is reporting that 3 Iranian missiles have hit the massive Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh. Reuters is further reporting that the Iranian "Shahab" missiles were launched from the base near Tabriz. The White House has just broken it's silence on the unfolding events in the Middle East, saying the two sides should explore all avenues for a peaceful solution!
Day 1 +4 hours A flight of some 22 Saudi F-15's flying out of Prince Sultan Air Base some 60 miles south of Riyadh has attacked the Iranian Naval Base at Bandar Abbas in the Straits of Hormus. Day 2 Iranian Quds Forces move toward Iraqi-Kuwaiti Border. Obama orders evacuation of American bases in Kuwait, including army bases at Arifjan and Doha as well as the Air Base at Ali al Salem. The White House claims the closure of these bases was already in the works and these installations were not essential to American security. Day 3 Elements of the Kuwaiti Army have engaged forward deployed members of the Iranian Quds force as they crossed that country's border from Iraq. Day 4 In a brief Oval Office address, President Obama sought to reassure the nation that the expanding conflict in the Middle East was under control and his team at the United Nations was having constructive dialogues with those evolved. Meanwhile the cost of crude oil as jumped from $35 per barrel to an all time high of $400 driving gasoline prices to an astounding $8 per gallon in many locations. Day 5 Iranian troops continue to push south into Saudi Arabia, while at the same time Kuwait City has fallen to the Islamic Republic. Reports are coming in that in the past few hours numerous Iranian missiles have fallen on the Saudi capital of Riyadh.. Reuters news service in now reporting that some 20 planes from the RSAF (Royal Saudi Air Force) have been shot down by advanced Russian surface-to-air missiles as they attacked nuclear sites at Arak and Bushehr. This just in from Sky News in Jerusalem: Missiles are now raining down on northern Israel. These attacks are believed coming from Hezbollah forces in Lebanon and Syria. Day 6 The Israeli government has announced that should these attacks by Hezbollah and Hamas continue on it's citizens, that not only will those two terrorist groups be targeted; but those states supporting the proxy war against the Jewish State will feel the wrath of Israel. Following that official announcement it is being reported that top Israeli members of the of the Knesset as well as Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have been relocated to a secret site, believed to be somewhere in the Negev Desert. If true, this is an ominous development. Day 7 The AP in now reporting that Israel has launched an undisclosed number of Jericho III missiles at targets in the Islamic State following the successful downing of incoming Iranian missiles by Israel's "David's Sling" anti-ballistic missile system. Day 8 The Kremlin has just announced that Russian military advisers helping to maintain an Iranian SAM battery, were killed when Israeli F-15's attacked that site. The Russian spokesman added that should these attacks continue Israel would suffer grave consequences. Day 9 A war of words has erupted between Tel Aviv and the Kremlin with both sides claiming the other was in violation of international war. Meanwhile the Obama administration is not taking sides and has assumed a neutral position as the Russian Black Sea Fleet moves into the Mediterranean. Just breaking, the Russian Missile Cruiser Moskva has just shot down 2 Israeli F-15 fighters flying over Israeli airspace using their long range S-300F SAM's. Day 10 The world is waiting for the reaction of Israel for the unprovoked attack by the Moskva, while at the same time Iranian forces continue their advances on the Arabian Peninsular and Hezbollah rockets are stilll falling on northern Israel. Just breaking---Reports are coming in that witnesses reported seeing what appears to be a nuclear explosion some 30 miles off the Israeli coast. Various news agencies around the globe are now reporting that all contact has been lost with their offices in Tel Aviv. Day 11 Thousands of miles to the south a lone Bushman walking across the vast Kalahari Desert notices a strange small light moving across the night time sky in a northwesterly direction. He knows this is just a white man's toy finding it's was through the millions of twinkling lights in the cosmos. What is almost beyond his comprehension is that this tiny light streaking toward some unknown destination was born some 100 miles east of South Africa some 200 feet below the surface of the Indian Ocean. And that the birth mother was a Russian Typhoon Class Ballistic Missile Submarine. This child of modern man was destined to shine it's final burst of blinding light on the city of Washington, Jefferson and of course Barack Obama. The president awoke in a cold sweat realizing this all was only a dream. He turned over and went back to sleep. At that same moment some 4,500 hundred miles to the East an Iranian general pushes that small red button that will send 3 Shahab missiles streaking toward the Saudi Aramco Refinery near Riyadh. Obama's dream was over, but the nightmare was only beginning! . By Ron Russell
CONSERVATIVES ACROSS THE NATION ARE MAD AS HELL ABOUT THE WAY OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. EVEN THOSE WHO CLAIM TO SUPPORT TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES ARE SILENT WHEN CONFRONTED MY THE MINDLESS MOBS IN THE STREET. MOBS THAT WOULD NOT ONLY DESTROY WHAT'S BEST IN AMERICA, BUT ERASE IT FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS AND EVENTUALLY FROM THE MINDS OF ALL THAT COME AFTER. THOSE THAT WOULD FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE OUR NATION KNOW THAT THE IMAGE OF THE GREAT AMERICA MUST BE COMPLETELY OBLITERATED FROM THE MINDS OF MEN, LEAST IT BE THE SPARK THAT RE-IGNITES FREEDOMS TORCH! EITHER YOU ARE MAD AS HELL OR PART OF THE FRICKING PROBLEM.
JUST TODAY, THE SITTING PRESIDENT COMPLETELY IGNORED THE WILL OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND THE CONSTITUTION BY TAKING UNLAWFUL STEPS TO SUBVERT THE WORDS OF THE 2nd AMENDMENT. WITHOUT A DOUBT THIS USURPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD CONFISCATE EVERY WEAPON IN THIS NATION IN THE HANDS OF PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS IF HE COULD. WHILE AT THE SAME TIME GUTTING THE ARMED FORCES OF THIS COUNTRY TO THE POINT THAT EVEN THIRD WORLD DESPOTS WOULD NO LONGER FEAR US. IN OBAMA'S AMERICA, ARMED CRIMINALS (CRIMINALS HE PERSONALLY HAS FREED FROM PRISON) WOULD WALK THE STREETS WHILE HONEST CITIZENS WOULD HIDE BEHIND LOCKED DOORS. AS FOR THE POLICE, THEY TOO WOULD BE POWERLESS TO CONFRONT THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT FOR FEAR OF BEING LABELED RACIST AND CHARGED BY THE OBAMA DOJ!
BARACK OBAMA IS PREPARING TO ISSUE A NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER THIS WEEK LIMITING THE RIGHT OF MANY AMERICANS TO OWN A FIREARM. HEY BARACK! WHY AIM SO LOW WITH HALF-A$$ MEASURES----JUST MARCH THE 4.3 MILLION MEMBERS OF THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) OFF TO DNC APPROVED DEATH CAMPS. AFTER ALL HITLER WAS ABLE TO DEAL WITH A MUCH LARGER PROBLEM AND WAS ABLE TO ELIMINATE SOME 6 MILLION JEWS FROM THE GERMAN LANDSCAPE. JUST JOKING GUYS, BUT THEN ONE MUST WONDER IF THE MAN WHO NOW SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE WAS ABLE TO HAVE HIS WAY WHAT HIS ACTIONS WOULD REALLY BE. WOULD IT BE THE FINAL SOLUTION THAT MOST DEMOCRATS DESIRE.