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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Mother-in-Law

The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked anxiously. 

 "What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I got home ...and guess what I found? Your daughter in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" 

"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very odd about that. She would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her and find out what happened." 

A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation --- she didn't get your email."

Friday, September 19, 2014

President Harrison Bounel aka Barack Hussein Obama

WILL THE REAL BARACK OBAMA STAND! 
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Is Obama an Islamic Scholar

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS NOT ONLY A CONSTITUTIONAL PROFESSOR, BUT ONE OF THE WORLD'S LEADING AUTHORITIES ON ISLAM.  HELL, THERE IS LITTLE THE MAN DOESN'T KNOW---HE IS A SECOND NAPOLEON WHO DOESN'T NEED THE GENERALS ADVICE ON HOW TO FIGHT A WAR. 
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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Children teaching their parents to be good card carrying Socialist

DEMOCRATS ARE SOCIALIST, ALTHOUGH THEY WOULD NEVER DARE TO SAY THAT.  THEY PUSH THE SOCIALIST AGENDA IN THE NAME OF PROGRESSIVISM WITH THE FIRM BELIEVE THAT THE MASSES WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THE FAILED SYSTEM THEY ARE PROMOTING.   
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