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Monday

Boyz n' the Hoodies

BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND  THE LEAST REV. AL SHARPTON, THE RACE-BAITERS PAL, HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION WITH FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED.  AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE CO-CONSPIRATOR ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE THE ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.  THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.

A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW THE LORETTA LYNCH JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL  OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.   

Recently, President Obama was asked what would he do should Congress fail to act on this pending bill.  He replied, that if Republicans do not pass it, he would simply issue another Executive Order and fund that decree by using funds from the Defense Department.  Obama continued, after all an entry level private in the military makes a whopping $1468 per month and that comes out to about $9 per hour based on a 40 hour work week, which actually makes them over paid considering the fact they get free meals and board.  When asked about his call to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour, the President responded with what was probably the most honest statement he has made since being in office,  "most of those hard working Americans in minimum wage jobs in the private sector are Democrats and for some reason unknown to me most of those in the military are Republicans. So why should I raise their pay to $15, after all they don't vote for me".  I suppose that was his one Trumpian moment!  Just a little satire, so don't get your panties in a wad.
By Ron Russell  

Latest General Election Polls. Updated May 22



Latest General Election polls from RCP

         
           RCP AVERAGES-----------Clinton  43.2% Trump 43.4%
          


THESE STATS WILL BE UPDATED WEEKLY UNTIL THE ELECTION IF NOVEMBER 2016, THAT IS IF THIS OLD FART CAN HANG ON UNTIL THEN!


  
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The Sheer Madness of Self-Identification

According to both Loretta Lynch and his highness, Barack Obama, a bearded man with male parts swinging between his legs should be able to enter the Ladies Room if he identifies as a woman while going through the door.  That kind of liberal logic would dictate that a 14 year old who chooses to self-identify as a 21 year old should be able to make his purchase at the local liquor store.  And that a 45 year old who identifies as a 65 year old be able to get social security as well as movie discount tickets.  But wait, progressives would claim the 14 year old would have to show proof proof of age before buying that bottle of whiskey.  Guess that's true, but then shouldn't that bearded interloper entering the women's restroom have to drop his pants to prove his has a vagina!  According to this twisted progressive logic why should Donald Trump have to run for president----he should just self-identify as commander-in-chief and boldly enter the door of the Oval Office.  But then, I suppose he can wait until Jan. 20, 2017!!!

Sunday

Obama will have to fly commercial after Jan 20, 2017

I have a hot tip for all you gamblers out there.  A sure thing---Trump will have a plane bigger than Obama's after January 20, 2017!