Tuesday

News, Opinion, Satire, Cartoons from a Conservative Genius

Trump Is Ready for Justice Department ‘Jihad’ After alleged Coup Attempt by Rod Rosenstein Exposed   
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Suicide Bomber Demands Life Back after Catching Herpes from ‘Virgin’ in Heaven Read more.....

Democrats given use of secret Google time machine so they could witness Brett Kavanaugh's lascivious advances toward the innocent Christine Ford.   
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'Dog the Bounty Hunter' joins manhunt for individual who threatened Donald Trump.   
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While in their 'Lynch Kavanaugh' frenzy the media is paying little attention to what could be an   apocalyptic event caused by Disease X.   
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Brett Kavanaugh is guilty as hell and must be sentenced to a life time of community service and forced to wear a long black flowing girlie robe.    
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Will Fort Trump be built on the Vistula River in Poland to contain Russian expansionism?  
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A good sex tale trumps democracy every time.   
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Some people are playing with a few cards short of a full deck.   
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Lobster Land gone Wild: Maine restaurant to get Crustaceans high on marijuana before killing them.   
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Jake Tapper Dedicates Segment to Trump’s Penis.  But don't we already know who has the world's biggest stick!   
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Shades of the Confederate Flag:  Soviet-themed merchandise banned from Walmart.   
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The utter folly of Robert Mueller's search for an ass without a smell!   
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SCOTUS nominee, Kavanaugh should be aware that "Me-too's" come in bunches like bananas.  With some being on the over-ripe side.   
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Fake 'Passport' vendors outside both DOJ and FBI Buildings report sudden spike in demand for fake passports following Trump's decision to declassify documents.  
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Venezuelan Socialist raise minimum wage by 60 fold.   
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FBI report confirms Brett Kavanaugh pulled wings off butterfly when he was 8 years old!    
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Zombie Flag raised over California capital in Sacramento.   
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John Kerry displays his most prized medals at secure location in Heinz building.   
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Is China Preparing To Unleash Pearl Harbor Attacks On American Forces Throughout Pacific And US Mainland?  
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Freak snow storms hit South African Savannah confusing Elephants and Giraffes.    
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The impossible dream:  Restoring sanity to the 2018 midterm elections.   
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The Washington Post declares President Trump to be an omnipotent god who can control the weather.   
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Why conservative readers need to use 'Bing' or 'Dogpile' search engines rather than ' Google'.   
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Vladimir Putin claims authorship of New York Times anonymous op-ed.   
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The left has co-opted conservative position on Russia.  
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FELINE FOLLY:  Cats to be banned in New Zealand town.    
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New York Times anonymous Swamp Creature unmasked!  
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Trump assassination fears rise.   
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A layman's guide on anti-Americanism for snowflakes!    
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Hound Dog Mueller on the trail of Trump, the sly fox. 
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Increased Influx of Martyrs Leaves Paradise Facing Severe Virgin Shortages  
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Venezuela donates one-million in Venezuelan Bolivars to DNC to promote socialism in U.S.  about 10-cents in American dollars.   
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The fate of King Kong Mueller is sealed.   
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Scientist discover new species of roach that lays it's eggs in the ears of human beings while they sleep.   
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Media plunges mindlessly into masterful "Trump Trap".    
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Mollie Tibbetts meets killer from south of the border.  
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Black voter support for President Trump has doubled to 36% since his election.   
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Is it "Russia Russia Russia" or why not "Commie Commie Commie"?   
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8' Satanic statue unveiled at Arkansas capital.  
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Make MS-13 great again.  Vote Ocasio-Cortez.  Candidate of the new Peoples's Socialist Party of America.  
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Dog and Pony show coming to Southwest Airlines.   
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MEAN TWEETS:   Starring Donald Trump   
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A lesson for never Trumper's!  
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Media collaborates to show Trump how they don't collaborate.   
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The socialist government of Venezuela to solve starvation problem by mandating that people buy food. 
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The real reason for the California plastic straw ban --- Spit-Ball Guns.   
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Poop Patrol rounds up Turds on the streets of San Francisco. 
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Who is Omarosa?  Who let the dog out!    
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California plans to transition all state jobs from citizens to Illegal Aliens by 2020.   
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Nigerian Scammer commits suicide because no one would return his emails.   
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Leftist Politician takes Submarine to lay Wreath at Bin Laden's Grave.   
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The Trump economy is so good that thousands of lefties are flocking to Peter Strzok's GoFundMe page to help the love bird with his legal expenses.  
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U.S. intelligence community wants to use DNA as the next data storage trove. 
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The French are training intelligent crows to pick up litter at theme park.   
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Stormy Daniels plans trip to border to give poor migrants freebies.   
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The seed of Zapata has taken root in America.   
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Norwegian Socialist offer free heroin to addicts.  Just another way of buying votes!   
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Shapiro vs. Ocasio-Cortez.  Socialist would rather dictate than debate!  
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Donald Trump's star to be removed from Hollywood's Walk of Fame.   
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Senate Democrats demand SCOTUS nominee not be unduly influenced by Constitution.   
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Mexican Smugglers flooding California with massive quantities of Plastic Straws.   

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