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Thursday, March 26, 2015

OBAMA: The Hunchback of Washington

HELL THE FRICKING BOMBS ARE FALLING ALL OVER THE MIDDLE EAST NOW.  FROM THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI TO THE CAMEL MARKETS OF YEMEN AND VIRTUALLY ALL POINTS BETWEEN.   THE BALANCE OF POWER IS SHIFTING TOWARD THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN (ALSO KNOWN AS PERSIA) WITH THE GULF ARABIC STATES COMING OUT HOLDING THE SHORT END OF THE STICK.  AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT OBAMA AND VALERIE JARRETT BEING THE PUPPET MASTERS BEHIND THE SCENE (HEY, WASN'T VALERIE BORN IN IRAN) AND DOESN'T OBAMA WANT A NUKE DEAL WITH IRAN NO MATTER THE COST TO ISRAEL AND SUNNI MUSLIMS IN THAT REGION.  AT THIS CRITICAL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE EAST,  OBAMA IS NO KING LEONIDAS BUT IN FACT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE HUNCHBACK OF THERMOPYLAE WHO STABBED HE OWN PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
THE ONLY UPSIDE TO ALL THIS "OBAMA'S S**T  HITTING THE FAN" IS THAT THOSE FANATICS ON BOTH SIDES ARE KILLING EACH OTHER AT AN ESCALATING RATE.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

ZOMBIE FLAG RAISED OVER THE WHITE HOUSE

WITH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ACHIEVING IT'S CROWNING VICTORY NEAR MUD BAYOU, WHERE A HEROIC FORCE OF SOME 10,000 FIGHTERS OVER-RAN A COWARDLY 5 MEMBER GROUP OF THE INDIVIDUALIST GOOD OLE BOYS OF THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN WHILE ONLY SUFFERING 90% CAUSALITIES. SIMILAR SMASHING VICTORIES WERE ALSO WON NEAR LA FOUCHE SWAMP AND MANCHAC PASS AGAINST OTHER DIE-HARD REACTIONARY CONSERVATIVE GROUPS.  THE FREE-LOADING BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES CELEBRATED THEIR TRIUMPHS BY RAISING THE ZOMBIE FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE  MILLIONS OF DUMB COLLECTIVIST LOW GRAY-MATTER AMERICANS JAMMED THE NATIONAL MALL TO SALUTE THEIR NEW NATION UNDER MINDLESS ZOMBIES.  A NATION DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED TO BE SERVED TO EQUAL TO THEIR ZOMBIE MASTERS.  
FOLLOWING THE EXCITEMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA WHO HAD SUPPORTED THEIR REVOLUTION, TO A MEETING OF THE UNDEAD CABINET.  IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME THAT WITH THE DEATH OF THE VAST MIDDLE CLASS BRAIN RICH AMERICANS THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH.  THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO RAISE TAXES LOWER THE FOOD STANDARDS AND ALLOW  TAXING THE POOR HARVESTING OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS.  THIS, OF COURSE, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE ALL WOULD BE EQUALLY POOR AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR ALL.  OBAMA TURNED HALF WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND MICHELLE HIS WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED.  SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE, IN THE END, DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET.  
TOSSED IN "LA FOUCHE SWAMP",,"MANCHAC PASS" AND OF COURSE "DUCK DYNASTY CLAN" IN THIS PIECE OF SATIRE FOR MY READERS IN LOUISIANA.  READERS I APPRECIATE MORE THAN THEY WILL EVER KNOW.  AND ESPECIALLY THAT MOST FREQUENT READER IN LAPLACE AND FAMILY MEMBERS IN WEST MONROE, BASTROP , AND OAK GROVE..       

Brain-Eating Zombies Launch Vicious Attacks on Conservative Strongholds across America


ZOMBIE ATTACK ON CONSERVATIVE STRONGHOLD
REPORTS HAVE BEEN COMING IN ACROSS AMERICA OF BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES ATTACKING SMALL TOWNS AND RURAL AREAS.  STRANGELY ONLY SPORADIC ATTACKS HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN THE LARGE URBAN CITIES WITH NONE OCCURRING IN WASHINGTON AND SAN FRANCISCO.  BOTH THE EAST COAST AND WEST COAST ARE ONLY REPORTING SPARSE INCURSIONS BY THESE BRAIN-EATING CREATURES.  HOWEVER REPORTS COMING OUT OF FLY-OVER COUNTRY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THOUSANDS FROM OUR GREAT UNIVERSITIES HAVE  FLOCKED TO THE "ZOMBIE BANNER".

THE REASON FOR THIS IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF THE GENERAL POPULATION ARE IMMUNE FROM THESE VICIOUS ATTACKS. 
APPARENTLY THESE BRAIN-LOVING ZOMBIES SEE LITTLE BENEFIT IN ATTACKING MINDLESS INDIVIDUALS, AS THEY DO NOT VIEW THEM AS A FOOD SOURCE AND ARE WELCOMING  BRAINLESS ACADEMICS AND PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS TO THEIR GROWING RANKS.  AT THIS TIME IT IS ALSO BEING REPORTED THAT ISRAEL'S CABINET HAS BEEN CALLED INTO SESSION WITH PRIME MINISTER, BIBI NETANYAHU, CALLING FOR A NUCLEAR STRIKE OF THE LEAST EFFECTED AREAS IN THE UNITED STATES.  AN ATTACK THAT WOULD BEGIN ON WASHINGTON D.C. USING THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AS GROUND ZERO.   

Monday, March 23, 2015

Goliath will fall before David again. Israel and Persia

THE TINY JEWISH STATE IS ONE OF THE SMALLEST NATIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BUT DESPITE REPEATED ATTACKS FROM ITS MUCH BIGGER NEIGHBORS LIKE SYRIA, EGYPT, JORDAN, LEBANON  AND IRAN HAS WEATHERED THE STORM AND ALWAYS EMERGED FROM THE CONFLICT STRONGER THAN BEFORE.  BOTH EGYPT AND JORDAN HAVE SEEN THE FUTILITY OF ATTACKING ISRAEL AND MADE PEACE WITH THEM.  SADLY THIS HAS NOT BEEN THE CASE WITH OTHER MUSLIM STATES IN THE REGION SUCH AS SYRIA, LEBANON, IRAQ AND NOW IRAN.  AT THIS POINT IN TIME IRAN (WHICH SOON COULD BECOME A NUCLEAR POWER) IS ISRAEL'S GREATEST ENEMY.  WELL PERHAPS I SHOULD PREFACE THAT BY SAYING, THAT UNDER THE PRESIDENCY OF BARACK OBAMA THE U.S. COULD EASILY BECOME IT'S GREATEST FOE.  SHOULD IRAN GET THE BOMB, THEY WILL NOT BE THE ONLY NUCLEAR STATE IN THE REGION.  ISRAEL ALTHOUGH NEVER ADMITTING IT DEVELOPED IT'S FIRST NUCLEAR FISSION BOMB IN THE 1960'S AND IT'S FIRST NUCLEAR FUSION DEVICE (H-BOMB) AROUND 1986.  IT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE SOME 100-400 NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN IT'S ARSENAL AT THIS TIME WITH THE ABILITY TO DELIVER THEM ALMOST ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND BRING UTTER DESTRUCTION TO ANY NATION FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK.  BY ALLOWING IRAN TO GET THE BOMB WE INCREASE THE CHANCE OF A NUCLEAR EXCHANGE NOT ONLY BETWEEN IRAN AND ISRAEL, BUT AN EXCHANGE THAT COULD QUICKLY SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL AND INVOLVE MUCH OF WEST EUROPE AND PERHAPS EVEN THE UNITED STATES AND WHAT REMAINS OF THE OLD SOVIET UNION.  THE BIBLE PROPHESIES IN REVELATIONS COULD COME TO PAST IN THIS CONFLICT WITH A REAL ARMAGEDDON OCCURRING NEAR MEGIDDO.  I'M NO BIBLICAL SCHOLAR, BUT MUST ADMIT THINGS ARE POINTING TOWARD SOME FINAL CONFLICT IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE.  WELL ENOUGH OF MY SPECULATION.  THE FACT IS IRAN IS ABOUT TO GET THE BOMB AND SHOULD THEY TRY TO USE IT AGAINST ISRAEL, PERSIA WILL BE REDUCED TO A PILE OF ASH.  MY MONEY IS ON DAVID AND NOT GOLIATH.  AFTER ALL A SLING CAN REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOU!!!!