AMERICANS REALLY NEED A NATIONAL IMAGE THAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING SURE THAT UNDER OBAMACARE EVERY AMERICAN REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, SEX, NATIONAL ORIGIN OR AGE IN GUARANTEED A FREE LIFE LONG SUPPLY OF THE NEW PATRIOTIC SYMBOL FOR AMERICA. ANYONE CAN NOW STOP BY THEIR LOCAL POST OFFICE FOR A ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF THESE BEAUTIFUL RED, WHITE AND BLUE CONDOMS THAT REALLY ALLOW YOU TO SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM TO THAT SPECIAL PERSON IN YOU LIFE REGARDLESS OF THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE. THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON
Showing posts with label eagle and condom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eagle and condom. Show all posts
Friday
Cancel the American Eagle and bring on the Trojan Condom
AMERICANS REALLY NEED A NATIONAL IMAGE THAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING SURE THAT UNDER OBAMACARE EVERY AMERICAN REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, SEX, NATIONAL ORIGIN OR AGE IN GUARANTEED A FREE LIFE LONG SUPPLY OF THE NEW PATRIOTIC SYMBOL FOR AMERICA. ANYONE CAN NOW STOP BY THEIR LOCAL POST OFFICE FOR A ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF THESE BEAUTIFUL RED, WHITE AND BLUE CONDOMS THAT REALLY ALLOW YOU TO SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM TO THAT SPECIAL PERSON IN YOU LIFE REGARDLESS OF THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE. THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON
Tuesday
America is changing its emblem from an Eagle to.....
WITH ALMOST NO NOTIFICATION AMERICA IS CHANGING IT'S EMBLEM FROM AN EAGLE
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