THE AP IS NOW REPORTING THAT THE SMALL MYTHICAL MISSISSIPPI TOWN OF "FU*K Y'ALL" IS CHANGING THE NAME OF A SHORT BLVD FROM M.L. KING BLVD TO ROBERT E. LEE DRIVE AS A PROTEST AGAINST THE IRRATIONAL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MOVEMENT THAT SEEMS TO BE SWEEPING THE NATION. THOSE IN THE NEARBY PROGRESSIVE BASTION OF SHANGRI-LA ARE OUTRAGED AND ARE PLANNING PROTEST ON THOSE DAYS THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORK (MON. TUES. WED. THURS. FRI. SAT. SUN.)!
ONE CITIZEN OF "FU*K Y'ALL" WAS ASKED HOW HIS SMALL COMMUNITY GOT IT'S NAME? HIS ANSWER WAS SIMPLE, "IF YOU LIVED CLOSE TO THOSE LAZY FREE-LOADING WHINY FREAKS OF SHANGRI-LA WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? IT JUST CAUGHT ON."
ONE CITIZEN OF "FU*K Y'ALL" WAS ASKED HOW HIS SMALL COMMUNITY GOT IT'S NAME? HIS ANSWER WAS SIMPLE, "IF YOU LIVED CLOSE TO THOSE LAZY FREE-LOADING WHINY FREAKS OF SHANGRI-LA WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? IT JUST CAUGHT ON."
