Oxymoron: Government Worker

MOST GOVERNMENT WORKERS KNOW ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIRE THEM.  FOR THE MOST PART, THEY HAVE SECURE JOBS AND MANY OF THEM TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THEIR POSITIONS.  I USE TO GO INTO THE FHA AND HUD OFFICES IN ONE OF OUR LARGER CITIES AND WAS AMAZED AT THE NUMBERS OF PEOPLE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  IT IS EASY TO SAY THAT "GOVERNMENT WORKER" IS AN OXYMORON.

Definition of Oxymoron

MY WIFE ONCE TOLD ME SHE WAS A "LITTLE PREGNANT" AND WANTED TO GET AN "EXACT ESTIMATE" ON CONVERTING THE SPARE BEDROOM INTO A NURSERY SO WE COULD STILL BE "ALONE TOGETHER" IN OUR BEDROOM AND WHILE I LISTENED IN "DEAFENING SILENCE" I REALIZED THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE LOVE".  ALL OF THE PHRASES ENCLOSED IN QUOTES ARE OXYMORON'S AND COMMONLY USED, BUT THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN OXYMORON CAN BE FOUND BELOW.

Planned Parenthood is an Oxymoron

H/T TO THE LOOKING SPOON

PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE, THE VERY LEAST THEY COULD DO IS TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO "ABORTIONS UNLIMITED"!

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Oxymoron: Liberal Logic



H/T TO WOODSTERMAN

REAL THINKING LIBERALS ARE AS RARE AS HEN'S TEETH.  AND THAT OCCASIONAL THINKING LIBERAL IS ABOUT AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BOAR HOG. NUFF SAID.  VOTE ROMNEY THIS NOVEMBER.

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