Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday

Liberal Ladies never forget "A good sex story cancels out Democracy every time"

Sex rules the day!  Just look at the squashed rooster in the road whose only thought was on the hen trying to out run him!

I'm an old Louisiana man and vividly recall the days when sex reigned supreme in my life.  Especially those days in the 'Big Easy' on the streets of the Vieux Carre (French Quarter)!  And that time during Mardi Gras when almost struck by a carnival float while watching a New Orleans Lady sachee down Bourbon Street.  So sharing the below video:  

Wednesday

Alien Arrested for Having Public Sex With Chain-Link Fence

If a guy has a constitutional right to marry another guy, then he has the same right to marry a chain-link fence. If only Eliodoro Estala had tied the knot, he might have avoided trouble with the law:
A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records.
A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he failed to appear for a court hearing in his indecent exposure case. A bond posted earlier this year by Estala, a Mexican national, was ordered forfeited by a Travis County jurist.
Travis County? Maybe he was just doing his part to Keep Austin Weird.
Read explicit details of the erotic tryst here.
Thanks for enriching the vibrant multicultural tapestry, Eliodoro!
Eliodoro-Estala-fence
The fence that captured Eliodoro’s heart.
Thanks to Moonbattery

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Sex in Politics: Groper, Vagina Candidate, Bimbo Eruptions, Anthony's Weiner

Is it just me or does anyone else think this current political erection election is all about sex and not the issues that will effect the man on the street.  That is unless that man is a flasher, a groper or just an innocent victim of bimbo eruptions.  I'm old enough to remember Bill Clinton's White House days when one woman after another was stepping forward claiming that Bubba had come on to them.  Of course in those days, these charges were referred to by the press as "Bimbo Eruptions", translated---the fault of loose women.  Now in this political season similar sexual advances by Trump are referred to as assault and groping.  Seems to me, that many in the press view male advances against females as common place and acceptable when it comes to Democratic Men, but something short of murder when it comes to some low-life Republican daring to pat a woman's behind.  We've always had sex in politics---nothing new here.  Maybe it's just in today's electronic age that things are moving at the speed of light and events are flashed to the nation as soon as they happen that makes us think sex is playing a bigger part in our elections and in society in general.  Aren't you looking forward to that time when we can actually learn about those breaking news stories before they happen---are we headed in that direction?  Logically that's the next evolutionary step.  Finally, want you be glad when this election is over and can be put out of mind and into the history books!     

Friday

Just released image reveals Trump's Deviant Sexual Behavior

 NBC has just released a recently uncovered image of a young Donald Trump sexually assaulting a young female.  Everyone should be shocked at the deviant chauvinistic behavior displayed by Trump.  Acts such as this must not be tolerated and should be condemned by all, even those  heterosexual males who see their number shrinking as more and more males are joining both the transgender and homosexual community.  There must soon come a time when "straight" male activities such as drooling over the female form and football are banned.   Of course, the above image is not that of Donald Trump and is only used used in this satirical piece to point out the massive hysteria sweeping the nation.  A hysteria where mere accusations of sexual misbehavior over-shadow the real world problems of life and death.  But then we do live in a world where "sex" dominates the headlines and more people view porn than the news.  Perhaps in the next election season we should nominate the man with the biggest "johnson" or the woman with the most bodacious  tata's and be done with it!  After all the Oval Office already bears the stain that can never be removed, not even by BleachBit, from the husband of the woman who now seeks that office.  What the hell, the new President should select top porn stars for his cabinet and ambassadorships and satisfy the country's sexual needs!    

Monday

Money will bring people together more than sex or race!


Many thought that in the election of 2008, that electing a black president would improve race relations.  However, race relations under President Obama have actually got worse.  Now again in 2016 many women seem to believe that by electing a woman president their lives will improve. Perhaps they will, assuming they break out their checkbooks and write one to the Clinton Foundation----that's the only sure way to get Hillary's attention.  The sad truth is that money will bring people together more than race or sex!  Get use to it!!!!!! 

Tuesday

Do You Pay for Obama Voters having Sex????

HANDLE WITH CARE, BARACK!  NO TELLING WHAT YOU MIGHT CATCH.  SHE'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT.  BUT THEN CAN YOU REALLY COUNT---57 STATES, $16,000,000,000,000!!!
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