If a guy has a constitutional right to marry another guy, then he has the same right to marry a chain-link fence. If only
Eliodoro Estala had tied the knot, he might have avoided trouble with the law:
A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands
accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court
records.
A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he
failed to appear for a court hearing in his indecent exposure case. A
bond posted earlier this year by Estala, a Mexican national, was ordered
forfeited by a Travis County jurist.
Travis County? Maybe he was just doing his part to Keep Austin Weird.
Read explicit details of the erotic tryst
here.
Thanks for enriching the vibrant multicultural tapestry, Eliodoro!
The fence that captured Eliodoro’s heart.
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