Showing posts with label emails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label emails. Show all posts

Saturday

Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner awarded Presidental Medal of Freedom by President Trump

In an elaborate  ceremony in the White House Rose Garden on his second day in office, President Donald Trump awarded Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger the nation's highest civilian award, the Presidential Medal of Freedom in absentia. Carlos is now serving a 15 year sentence at the Federal Penitentiary at Allenwood, Pennsylvania where he is reportedly having the time of his life with the boys in Cell Block no. 2.  President Trump, in a brief statement expressed his gratitude to Mr. Weiner, a life-long Democrat, for his inadvertent aid in keeping the nation from going over the cliff by helping to insure that HRC would not reach the Oval Office.  At this time Hillary Clinton remains in seclusion at her sprawling estate in Chappaqua, New York.  While at the same time Huma Abedin, Sec. Clinton's former chief aid and wife of convicted child molester Anthony Weiner was seen outside the prison at Allenwood, apparently seeking to get on Anthony's visitor list.  It should be noted that Federal Penitentiaries allow conjugal visits, however we fail to recognize the need for such visits considering Carlos's tete-a-tete's with the boys in Cell Block no. 2!  But then, poor Huma may be unaware of Anthony's tryst just as she was about Hillary's illicit relationship with that hot server in her basement---and we don't mean the butler!   

Sunday

Hillary switched from Emails to Carrier Pigeons


Hillary Clinton has just announced she no longer intends to use emails.  Secretary Clinton is rumored to have already installed secret communication devices in her bunker at Chappaqua.  Reporters trying to get a peek at the former First Lady have noticed unmarked trucks delivering large quantities of bird feed to the Hillary compound while at the same time observing an unusually high number of birds circling the area.  Additionally, some news people, outside the massive fence surrounding the estate, have reported being hit by small foul-smelling missiles falling from the sky.  One news anchor covering the unfolding story, has speculated that Mrs. Clinton is now using Carrier Pigeons to communicate with the outside world.  This would dovetail with Hillary's new call for a ban on shotguns in flyover country. 
On a somewhat related note, perhaps this would explain the RNC's recent purchase of an undisclosed number of falcons along with the hiring of more that one hundred falconers!

Wednesday

Hillary throws Colin Powell under the Bus

H/T to Hope n' Change Cartoons
How many times have you hear both the Lady from Chappaqua and her minions in the press blame in someway, the former Secretary of State, Colin Powell for the missteps Hillary made in setting up a private email system for her State Department business.  Didn't the former First Lady tell us time and time again that Colin Powell informed her that he conducted official business by using private emails.  Implying that pronouncement by Colin was the reason she set up the private server in her basement.  Now however, General Powell is claiming that her Highness, set up that private system at least a year before he had any conservation with her on that subject.  And that she was now trying to blame him for that fiasco!  Well what else could one expect from this woman.  After all, it was little Hillary Rodham, who as an innocent 10 year old first coined that famous phrase, "but teacher, the dog ate my homework"!
Also posted at TOTUS 

Thursday

Is the FBI closing in on Hillary Clinton

Just this week the DOJ has granted immunity to Bryan Pagiano, the former Clinton staffer who set up the private email server for the then Secretary of State.  This would indicate the investigation into the activities of Hillary Clinton is moving forward and that a grand jury has been impaneled. Run Hillary run.  See Hillary run! 

Monday

All Democrats would like to Sweep Benghazi under the Carpet


REMEMBER WHEN BERNIE "THE COMMIE" SANDERS SAID EVERYBODY WAS TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS.  WONDER IF THAT GOES FOR THE FAMILIES OF THE 4 AMERICANS KILLED BY ISLAMIC TERRORIST IN BENGHAZI!