Democrats given access to Google's secret Time Machine so they could bear witness to Kavanaugh's transgressions

For those who are wondering how the Democrats are so damn sure that Dr Christine Ford's rape story from over three decades ago is absolutely true the answer is finally out.  It has just been learned that top non-partisan executives at Google have given select Democrats exclusive use of their just developed Time Machine.  A machine that enables one to blaze a trail into the pass.  It is also being reported that some male Democrats who made the trek spent an inordinate time observing young Brett and Christine as they flocked on the living room couch.  Of course this revelation explains everything.  That is everything, if you believe Google's claim to possess such a device.  Oops, back to square one. 

Why Conservative Readers need to use 'Bing' or 'Dogpile' and not 'Google as their search engine

DOES NOT STINK LIKE GOOGLE

Being a conservative political publisher I naturally want people to visit my website.  Imagine my surprise to learn that after recent searches on both the 'Bing' and 'Dogpile' search engines my articles were much, much more likely to be found on these two search engines than that of 'google'!  This seems to confirm google's bias toward conservative websites.  Or it could just be their algorithms.  Oops, but don't their employees write them!!!