Democrat Heads Explode as Trump Prepares to Appoint Himself Attorney General

Rumors are flying throughout the Capital as anonymous sources reveal that Donald Trump is seriously considering appointing himself Attorney General. When asked about this by CNN reporter/Democrat operative Jim Acosta whose hair was on fire at the time, President Trump calmly replied he could walk and chew gum at the same time and was fully capable of handling both the duties of President and AG simultaneously! The Donald continued, saying there was absolutely nothing in the Constitution that prohibited such an action. When the President’s words reached the Justice Department observers reported seeing an unidentified man jumping from the 4th floor window of the office of the Special Prosecutor, Robert Mueller! Even in Washington, you occasionally have a story with a happy ending. #MAGA