Monday

Carbon Dioxide laced Champagne served at Paris Climate Summit

TERRORIST ACROSS THE GLOBE FROM TIMBUKTU TO ZANZIBAR ARE TREMBLING AS PRESIDENT OBAMA MEETS WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS AT THE PARIS CLIMATE SUMMIT.  POISONOUS GASES WILL FLOW FROM THE THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE AS WELL AS FROM THE HUNDREDS OF PRIVATE JETS BRINGING EXALTED DIGNITARIES TO THIS PRESTIGIOUS GATHERING OF LIKE MINDED THINKERS.  ISIS AND OTHER ISLAMIC TERRORIST GROUPS MUST REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THEIR MURDEROUS MARCH ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND AFRICA.  THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY TRUE BECAUSE THE GREAT LEADER OF THE SUMMIT, BARACK OBAMA, TELLS US SO.  

Sunday

Changing Times

PROGRESSIVES LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE NEED FOR CHANGE AND EMBRACE VIRTUALLY  ALL MOVES FROM THE STATUS QUO, TOWARD THAT MYTHICAL NEVER-NEVER LAND OF  SHANGI-LA! 

Friday

Pilgrims and Black Friday

RECENTLY PRESIDENT COMPARED SYRIAN REFUGEES TO THE PILGRIMS WHO CAME HERE ON THE MAYFLOWER.  NOT EXACTLY A GOOD ANALOGY, OR MAYBE OBAMA UNKNOWING MAY A POINT FOR THOSE OPPOSING SYRIAN IMMIGRATION.  AFTER ALL, THE NATIVE AMERICANS WHO TOSSED OUT THE WELCOME MAT WERE EVENTUALLY KILLED OR DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMELANDS AND FORCED UNTO GOVERNMENT RESERVATIONS.   BUT THEN I SUSPECT THE PILGRIMS WERE NOT VETTED BY THE INDIANS.  

 BONUS
 
RACIAL SLURS SUCH AS "BLACK FRIDAY" 
MUST BE ELIMINATED!   
JUST SAY NO TO "WHITE PRIVILEGE" 
AND YES TO BLACK AFRICAN-AMERICAN PRIVILEGE! 

Thursday

Bring back Waterboarding of Islamic Terrorist

MUSLIMS WOULD NEVER, NEVER WATERBOARD A INFIDEL THAT WOULD BE AGAINST ISLAM----INSTEAD THEY WOULD FOLLOW THE RULES LAID DOWN IN THE KORAN AND JUST CUT OFF THE HEAD OF THOSE REFUSING TO FOLLOW THE PROPHET.   DONALD TRUMP HAS IT RIGHT, BRING BACK WATERBOARDING FOR THESE ISLAMIC FANATICS.   GET INFORMATION FROM THESE BASTARDS BEFORE EXECUTING THEM.   

Wednesday

Was the "Kill Gang" responsible for the Death of Amanda Blackburn

Two members of the "Kill Gang"
VARIOUS GROUPS WILL POINT THEIR FINGER AT DIFFERENT CAUSES FOR THE "KILL GANG" MURDER OF AMANDA BLACKBURN THE PREGNANT WIFE OF A PASTOR, IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.  SOME WILL WILL LAY  THIS BRUTAL ACT SQUARELY AT THE FEET OF THREE MEMBERS OF THE "KILL GANG".   OTHERS, ON THE OTHER HAND WILL SAY THAT IF AMANDA'S HUSBAND HAD LOCKED THE FRONT DOOR WHEN HE LEFT THE HOUSE ON THE MORNING OF THE MURDER THIS ACT WOULD NEVER HAVE OCCURRED.  AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE ON THE LEFT WHO WOULD POINT THE FINGER AT SOCIAL CONDITIONS CAUSES BY WHITE PRIVILEGE.  AND THERE ARE ALWAYS THOSE WHO WOULD BLAME THE PERK'S FAMILY.   THEN OF COURSE, IF YOU GO BACK FAR ENOUGH YOU COULD EASILY POINT AN ACCUSING FINGER AT THE ARAB SLAVE TRADERS THAT MARCHED THEIR SLAVES TO THE COAST AND SOLD THEM TO SEA CAPTAINS HEADED FOR AMERICA TO FEED THE NEED OF PLANTATION OWNERS IN THE SOUTH.  BUT THEN YOU COULD JUST AS EASILY BLAME THE CHIEFS OF THE VICTORIOUS NATIVE TRIBES THAT ENSLAVED THEIR VANQUISHED ENEMIES AND SOLD THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS.  AND FINALLY SOME MAY SAY THE ROOT CAUSE WAS SIMPLY THE FACT THAT THE POOR BLACK MAN WAS THE LAST ONE TO COME DOWN FROM THE TREE.  
PERSONALLY I PUT THE BLAME FOR AMANDA'S DEATH SQUARELY ON THE THREE DISGUSTINGLY EXCUSES OF THE HUMAN BEINGS IN THE "KILL GANG", AND THE HELL WITH THE REST! 

Tuesday

The real Face of Syrian Refugees

ONCE AGAIN THE WORDS THAT FLOW FROM THE MOUTH OF THE CURRENT PRESIDENT ARE LESS THAN TRUTHFUL IF NOT AN OUT AND OUT LIE.  A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF SYRIAN REFUGEES ARE MEN OF MILITARY AGE AND NOT THE WIDOWS AND LITTLE ORPHANS THE PRESIDENT ELUDES TOO IN HIS SPEECHES BASHING THOSE WHO OPPOSE HIS SYRIAN IMMIGRATION POLICY!  HIS LIES ARE NOT JUST WRONG, BUT DANGEROUS IN TODAY'S WORLD!    

Monday

Operation "Shark Bait" GITMO Release Program Revealed

IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS ALL REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND 99.9% OF CONSERVATIVE VOTERS NOW SUPPORT THE RELEASE OF GITMO DETAINEES UNDER THE TERMS OF "OPERATION SHARK BAIT"!  ONE CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY DEMOCRATS WOULD OPPOSE THIS PLAN.  THIS PLAN AFTER ALL GIVES THE ABUSED DETAINEES AT GITMO A FIGHTING CHANCE TO RETURN TO THEIR COMRADES IN AL-QUEDA OR ISIS.  PERHAPS, JUST PERHAPS WHAT UPSETS DEMOCRATS IS THAT THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS WILL NOT HAVE A FIRST CLASS TICKET BACK TO THE "LANDS OF SHARIA"!

Saturday

Obama: "ISIS will not be able to enter U.S. posing as Syrian Refugees"

THIS WOULD BE FUNNY IF THERE WAS NO TRUTH IN IT!
AFTER ALL IT MUST BE REMEMBERED THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA'S PATERNAL GRANDFATHER, HUSSEIN ONYANGO OBAMA, WAS A TERRORIST DURING THE MAU MAU UPRISINGS IN KENYA.  THE MAU MAU'S WERE BEST KNOW FOR ATTACKING AND HACKING TO DEATH DEFENSELESS WHITE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITH MACHETES WHILE  THEIR HUSBANDS WERE IN THE BUSH HUNTING DOWN THESE TERRORIST.   IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT AT TODAY'S UNIVERSITIES THE MAU MAU'S ARE SEEN AS FREEDOM FIGHTERS DESPITE THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN ON THEIR MACHETES, WHILE THE WHITE SETTLERS ARE DEPICTED AS GREEDY EVIL WHITE MEN.  
PERHAPS THE OLD SAYING THAT: 
"ONE MAN'S FREEDOM FIGHTER IS ANOTHER MAN'S TERRORIST" IS TRUE.  MAKES ONE WONDER HOW THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
 REALLY SEES ISIS AND OTHER TERRORIST GROUPS!  

Friday

Bashar al-Assad to assist U.S. in vetting Syrian Refugees

SYRIAN PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD PLEDGES TO OPEN HIS GOVERNMENT DATA BASES TO U.S. AGENTS IN ORDER TO ASSURE THAT ISIS MEMBERS DO NOT SNEAK INTO THE UNITED STATES DISGUISED AS INNOCENT SYRIAN REFUGEES.  THE OBAMA STATE DEPARTMENT IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING HIS OFFER.  OOPS, WOULD NOT AN ISIS ATTACK IN THE HOMELAND DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM ASSAD TO ISIS. DAMN WE HAVE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT AS WELL AS THEIR BOSSES IN THE WHITE HOUSE.    
by  Ron Russell

Thursday

Putin not dropping Leaflets warning Terrorist of Imminent Air Attacks

WHILE PRESIDENT OBAMA LIKES TO DROP LEAFLETS WARNING OF AIR ATTACKS VLADIMIR PUTIN ALLOWS NO PAPER ON HIS WAR PLANES.  PUTIN IS NOW USING HIS LARGEST LONG RANGE STRATEGIC BOMBER (THE TU-160 BLACKJACK) FLYING FROM BASES IN RUSSIA TO UNMERCIFULLY ATTACK ISIS.   AS A RESULT THE RUSSIANS HAVE DONE MORE TO DESTROY VITAL INFRASTRUCTURE IN ISIS CONTROLLED AREAS OF SYRIA IN JUST A FEW WEEKS THAN THE U.S. HAS DONE IN OVER A YEAR.  GIVE'EM HELL VLADIMIR BECAUSE OUR NUMBNUTS PRESIDENT WON'T!  
Meme and Post by Ron Russell

Wednesday

Putin on Terrorism

Putin on terrorism: 
'To forgive them is up to God, 
but to send them to him is up to me'
Obama could learn a thing or two from this man! 

Tuesday

Profiling of Syrian Migrants will make for a safer America

JUST YESTERDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA DOUBLED DOWN ON HIS STATED PLAN TO ALLOW THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN MIGRANTS INTO THE UNITED STATES.  HIS SPOKESMEN SAID ALL OF THE NEW ARRIVALS WOULD BE THOROUGHLY VETTED BY THE UNITED NATIONS AND WE HAD NOTHING TO FEAR.  WHEN SOMEONE DARED TO SUGGEST WE LET IN ONLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND EXCLUDE MEN OF MILITARY AGE PRESIDENT OBAMA BRISTLED.   ALSO WITH THE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES ON REPORTED ASKED WHY NOT JUST LET THEM COME TO AMERICA.  OBAMA SHOT BACK ANGERLY AND IMPLIED THAT WOULD BE PROFILING.  IT CERTAINLY APPEARS THAT TO THIS PRESIDENT AND MOST IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THAT NOT PROFILING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SAFETY OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.  WE HAVE IDEALISTIC ZEALOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS FAILED BELIEFS THAN THE SECURITY OF HIS FELLOW COUNTRYMEN.  THE PROFILING OF SYRIAN MIGRANTS IS A NO-BRAINER TO ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE, SO I GUESS THAT LETS BARACK OBAMA OUT!  
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Monday

First Wave of Syrian Terrorist arrive in America?

THE FIRST WAVE OF AN ESTIMATED 10,000 + POTENTIAL SYRIAN TERRORIST HAVE LANDED AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION SOMEWHERE IN THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS WHERE THEY WILL BE DISPERSED TO STEALTH  COMMUNITIES ACROSS THE NATION SO THEY CAN BLEND IN WITH THE GENERAL POPULACE.  IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT MOST OF THESE TERRORIST REFUGEES ARE MEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18-45.  IT WOULD SEEM TO THIS OBSERVER THAT IF THESE YOUNG MEN WANTED TO FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY THEY WOULD JOIN THE RANKS OF THOSE WHO ARE ACTUALLY FIGHTING IN SYRIA AGAINST ASSAD AND THE TERRORIST.  BUT THEN I SUSPECT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT MOTIVES.  ONE MUST WONDER WHAT THEIR INTENTIONS ARE.  BUT THEN WE SHOULD NOT BE CONCERNED BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S MEN HAVE ASSURED US THESE POOR REFUGEES HAVE BEEN VETTED DESPITE THE FACT THERE ARE LITTLE OR NO RECORDS OF THESE INDIVIDUALS IN THEIR HOME COUNTRY, SYRIA!  THE DATA BASES DO NOT EXIST! by  Ron Russell
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Sunday

Will see the Resurgence of a new French Nationalism as a result of the Paris Attacks

FIRST MY PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE PEOPLE OF FRANCE.  THAT SAID, I WONDER IF THE EVENTS IN PARIS WILL LEAD THE FRENCH AND ESPECIALLY THE GOVERNMENT OF FRANCE TO A NEW NATIONALISM.  WILL THEY FINALLY WAKE UP AND SEE THE DANGERS COMING FROM ALLOWING MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS FLOODING INTO THEIR NATION FROM AREAS OF THE WORLD THAT HATE THE WEST AND ALL THE DEMOCRATIC VALUES IT STANDS FOR.  
ABOVE IS A VERSION OF THE "LA MARSEILLAISE", THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM.  I REMEMBER AS A YOUNG BOY, MY MOTHER WOULD ALWAYS, ALWAYS TURN UP THE RADIO WHEN IT WAS PLAYED.  SHE WAS A PRODUCT OF WWII AND WAS PAINFULLY AWARE OF WHAT THE FRENCH PEOPLE HAD TO ENDURE DURING THE GERMAN OCCUPATION.  TODAY NOT ONLY FRANCE, BUT ALL OF THE WEST ARE FACING AN ENEMY.  NOT THE IMMEDIATE ADVANCE OF NAZI STORM TROOPERS, BUT A MUCH MORE STEALTH ENEMY, THAT OF ISLAMIC EXTREMISM.  THE WORLD HAD BETTER WAKE UP AND LEADERS LIKE BARACK OBAMA SHOULD EITHER ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF ISLAMIC FASCISM OR BE REMOVED FROM POWER BY THE VOTERS.  NOW IS THE TIME FOR FRANCE, AND ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF THE FRENCH HAVE GOTTEN THE MESSAGE OR WILL PUT THEIR HEADS IN THE SANDS HOPING THE ONRUSHING STORM WILL PASS THEM BY.
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Thursday

Free Speech under fire on College Campuses

UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI PROFESSOR MELISSA CLICK, WHO DARED TO STAND UP AGAINST A STUDENT JOURNALIST DURING THE RECENT PROTEST THERE WHO WAS UNCONSTITUTIONALLY TRYING TO EXERCISE HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.  RIGHTS CAMPUS RADICALS CONDEMN AND WILL FORBID IF THEY DO NOT CONFORM WITH THEIR FAR LEFT AGENDA.  AN AGENDA THAT WOULD STIFLE IF NOT DESTROY FREE SPEECH ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES ACROSS THE NATION.  THE "NO FREE SPEECH MOVEMENT" WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD UNTIL SUCH A TIME THAT THOSE WHO CONTROL THE PURSE STRINGS OF BOTH STATE AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS REIGN IN THOSE MINORITIES SEEKING TO DIVERT THE REAL PURPOSE OF THESE SO-CALLED INSTITUTIONS OF HIGHER LEARNING.  INSTITUTIONS THAT HAVE LOST THEIR WAY AND ARE NOT TURNING OUT TOMORROWS LEADERS, BUT POLITICALLY CORRECT CLONES WHO WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FUNCTION IN THE REAL WORLD.   
by   Ron Russell 

Wednesday

Obama Proposes "The Affordable Phone Act"

WITH MILLIONS NOW ENJOYING THE FULL BENEFITS OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT BETTER KNOW AS OBAMACARE, THE PRESIDENT IS NOW URGING CONGRESS TO PASS HIS "AFFORDABLE PHONE ACT". THE PRESIDENT HAS WARNED THAT SHOULD THE REPUBLICAN DOMINATED CONGRESS FAIL TO ACT HE WILL ISSUE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO IMPLEMENT SUCH CHANGES IN CELL SERVICE ACROSS THE NATION. WHILE SOME FEW CELL PHONE USERS ARE NOW RECEIVING THE FULL BENEFITS OF UNLIMITED INTERNET SERVICE, TEXT, TALK, AND STORAGE; MILLIONS ARE LEFT WITH SUB-STANDARD PHONES THAT HAVE NO CAMERA OR VIDEO FEATURES WITH LITTLE STORAGE CAPABILITIES. THIS INTOLERABLE INEQUALITY MUST BE RECTIFIED AND TO HELP INSURE THIS, THE NEW AFFORDABLE PHONE ACT WILL MANDATE THAT ALL AMERICANS OWN CELL PHONES AND FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO VIOLATE THIS PROVISION THERE WILL BE A $45 FINE THE FIRST YEAR FOLLOWED BY $500 FOR THE SECOND YEAR AND EACH YEAR AFTER. 
by  Ron Russell

Tuesday

The Inevitable Failure of Campus Progressives

TIME AND TIME AGAIN IN RECENT YEARS WE HAVE SEEN THE VOICES OF PROGRESSIVE RADICALS DROWN OUT THE VOICES OF THE MORE MODERATE STUDENTS AND FACULTY.  COLLEGE CAMPUS LIBERALS LIVE IN AN ECHO CHAMBER WHERE THE ONLY SOUNDS THEY CAN HEAR ARE THE ONLY ONES THEY WANT TO HEAR AND AGREE WITH THEIR RADICAL AGENDA.  AN AGENDA THAT THAT IS INSTILLED WITH THE HATE AMERICAN PHILOSOPHY AND ONE THAT PLACES THE BLAME FOR MOST OF THE WORLD'S WOES ON THE SHOULDERS OF THE MUCH MALIGNED  WHITE MAN WHO BECAUSE OF HIS WHITE PRIVILEGE HAS KEPT THE REST OF THE WORLD AT HIS FEET.  WHAT THE CAMPUS PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT OF TODAY FAILS TO RECOGNIZE IS THAT THEIR VOICES ARE ONLY THE VOICES OF A SMALL MINORITY IN THIS VAST LAND.  A LAND THAT DOES NOT CONFORM TO THE VALUES THEY IN THEIR INTOLERANCE WOULD TRY AND FORCE ON MIDDLE AMERICA.  THEY ALSO FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THAT IF PUSH COMES TO SHOVE AT SOME FUTURE TIME THEY WILL MOST CERTAINLY COME OUT ON THE SHORT END OF THE STICK.  HONEST THESE GUN AND MILITARY HATING CAMPUS RADICALS WOULD HAVE LITTLE IF NO SUPPORT ACROSS THIS NATION AND WOULD BE FORCED TO DEFEND THEIR INDEFENSIBLE POSITION WITH LITTLE BUT PLACARDS DISPLAYING THEIR HATE OF AMERICA.  THEIRS IS A LOSING CAUSE.   NO GUNS OR MILITARY SUPPORT IS  A RECIPE FOR DISASTER AND CERTAIN DEFEAT FOR WHAT IN THE END WOULD BE A VENGEFUL VICTOR!
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THOSE INTOLERANT PROGRESSIVES ON UNIVERSITY CAMPUSES SELDOM ALLOW THE VOICES OF DISSENT TO BE HEARD AND USUALLY SHUT DOWN THE SOUNDS OF OPPOSING VIEWS EITHER BY PROTESTING TO THE ADMINISTRATORS, WHO USUALLY AGREE WITH THEIR POSITIONS, OR SHOUTING DOWN THE SPEAKERS WHO DARE TO DISAGREE WITH THEM.  A WOULD CONTEND THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES, AND IT WILL,  THEIR VOICES SHOULD ALSO BE SILENCED BY THE VAST MAJORITY IN THIS NATION.  AFTER ALL WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER!

Supreme Leader Barack Obama snatches Defeat from Jaws of Victory

OUR SUPREME LEADER HAS AGAIN PROVED HE IS A UNIQUE AND OUTSTANDING INDIVIDUAL WORTHY OF DEIFICATION.  IN JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS HE HAS MANAGED TO OVERTURN THE ACTIONS OF TWO PREVIOUS REACTIONARY REPUBLICAN ADMINISTRATIONS.  FIRST THOSE OF GW BUSH WHERE AFTER LITTLE OR NO EFFORT AND WITHOUT A SINGLE SHOT BEING FIRED BY AN AMERICAN SOLDIER HE HAS SUCCESSFULLY TURNED IRAQ OVER TO IT'S RIGHTFUL LEADERS----THE BOYZ N THE HOOD aka ISIS TERRORIST!   FINALLY AND PERHAPS HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT WAS IN PLANTING THE SEED FOR THE REBIRTH OF THE USSR UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF VLADIMIR PUTIN.  A NATION THAT WAS SHATTERED BY THE UNLAWFUL ACTIONS OF ONE RONALD REAGAN WHO WAS THE PERSONIFICATION OF EVIL!  A DEVIL WHO DARED SALE WEAPONS TO THE ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF THE SOVIET UNION!  YES, OBAMA HAS FULFILLED HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISES AND IS FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING NOT ONLY AMERICA, BUT THE WORLD.   

Sunday

Only in America can you earn $15 hour for putting a Pickle on a Bun

IT'S A REAL SHAME THAT DEMOCRATS WOULD PAY MORE TO BURGER-FLIPPERS THAN OUR TROOPS IN THE FIELD.  TROOPS THAT MANY TIMES MUST SLEEP IN TENTS AND USE OUTDOOR TOILETS WHILE THOSE WHINY PIMPLED-FACE  BUN DECORATORS SLEEP IN THE WARMTH AND COMFORT OF THEIR PARENTS HOME! by  Ron Russell

Saturday

Obama Administration to implement Affirmation Action Program for Ex-Convicts

THOSE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING IMPLEMENTING AN AFFIRMATION ACTION PROGRAM FOR RECENTLY RELEASED CONVICTS.  ACCORDING TO THOSE AROUND THE PRESIDENT, EX-CONVICTS ARE THE MOST DISCRIMINATED AGAINST GROUP IN AMERICA AND IT IS TIME THAT MEASURES ARE INSTITUTED TO CORRECT THESE PAST GRIEVANCES.   IN A SOMEWHAT RELATED MOVE THE ADMINISTRATION HAS INSTRUCTED FEDERAL EMPLOYERS TO DELETE THE BOX ON ALL JOB APPLICATION FORMS THAT ASK "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY"!  ADDITIONALLY, BECAUSE MANY STATES FORBID FELONS FROM VOTING THE GOVERNMENT WILL NOW REQUIRE THAT ALL FELONS BE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE, AT LEAST, IN FEDERAL ELECTIONS!
OF COURSE PARTS OF THE ABOVE POST ARE FICTION, BUT NEVERTHELESS POLICIES THAT COULD BE IMPLICATED SHOULD THE NATION CONTINUE DOWN THE ROAD TO OBAMAVILLE!
by   Ron Russell

Friday

Domestic Eco-Terrorist Blow-up Keystone Pipeline

TODAY AFTER MAKING REPEATED THREATS AGAINST THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE THE NATIONS NO. 1 DOMESTIC ECO-TERRORIST HAS MADE GOOD HIS THREAT BY BLOWING UP THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE.  THIS COWARDLY ACT WILL DRIVE CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY INTO DEPRESSION WITH MANY WORKERS LEFT UNABLE TO PUT FOOD ON THEIR FAMILY TABLE.  JUST LIKE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WHO DESTROY IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THIS TERRORIST AND HIS FOLLOWERS DESTROY IN THE NAME OF "MOTHER EARTH" (THEIR ONLY GOD).  YES TODAY, PRESIDENT BARACK "ECO-NUT" OBAMA BLEW-UP THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE.    
by  Ron Russell   

Thursday

Documented Evidence Global Warming is Real

TOP SCIENTIST AT S.H.I.T. (SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY HAVE REVEALED THAT RECENT MEASUREMENTS OF THE EARTH'S CIRCUMSTANCE AT THE EQUATOR HAVE CONFIRMED WHAT MANY HAVE LONG SUSPECTED.  THE EARTH IS EXPANDING.  EVERY SCHOOL BOY KNOWS THAT AS AN OBJECT HEATS UP IT EXPANDS.  THE OLD MEASUREMENTS AT THE EQUATOR OF 24,900 MILES HAS NOW INCREASED TO 24,001.55 MILES AND GROWING AT AN ALARMING RATE.  FURTHERMORE THE DISTANCE FROM WASHINGTON D.C. TO MOSCOW  HAS INCREASED FROM 4,860 TO 4,860.16 MILES CAUSING LEADERS AT THE PENTAGON TO TWEAK THE GUIDANCE SYSTEMS OF OUR ICBM'S.  
HOWEVER A WHISTLE-BLOWER AT THE BUREAU OF WEIGHTS AND MEASUREMENT STANDARDS HAS REPORTED THAT UNAUTHORIZED INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN SEEN ENTERING AND LEAVING THE BUILDING HOUSING THESE HIGHLY CALIBRATED MEASUREMENT INSTRUMENTS AT UNUSUAL HOURS.  LEAVING SOME TO SPECULATE THAT SOMEONE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WAS FUDGING THE NUMBERS TO FIT THEIR GLOBAL WARMING AGENDA!  
Also posted at Right Wing Humor

Wednesday

Government standards for Thermometers to reflect Progressive Global Warming agenda

SOME OF YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE THAT THERE IS A DEPARTMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. THAT REGULATES AND CONTROLS ALL MEASUREMENTS SUCH AS A INCH, A YARD, A POUND, A OUNCE, AND EVEN DEGREES IN TEMPERATURE.  THE NATIONAL BUREAU OF STANDARDS WAS ESTABLISHED EARLY IN THIS NATIONS HISTORY IN ORDER TO ASSURE A UNIFORM SYSTEM OF WEIGHTS AND MEASUREMENT.  RECENTLY IT HAS BEEN LEARNED THAT GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS, NOT SCIENTIST, HAVE BEEN TINKERING WITH THE CLOSELY GUARDED OBJECTS AT THE DEPARTMENT OF STANDARDS TO INSURE THEY MEET, NOT SCIENTIFIC STANDARDS, BUT WHAT IS DEEMED TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT STANDARDS.  

Tuesday

Post-apocalyptic type "Cop Free Zones" coming to Urban America

WE HAVE ALL SEEN THOSE SCIFI POST-APOCALYPTIC MOVIES WHERE THUGS RUN THE STREETS AND HONEST PEOPLE DARE NOT VENTURE OUT.  THAT TIME COULD BE COMING SOONER THAN WE THINK, WITH MANY GROUPS SUCH AS "BLACK LIVES MATTER" AND OTHER COMMUNITY ORGANIZING TYPES CALLING FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF COP FREE ZONES IN THE CENTRAL CITY AREAS OF SOME OF THIS NATIONS LARGES URBAN AREAS.  TO ME THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN AND I SUSPECT MANY LAW-ENFORCEMENT GROUPS AGREE!  PUT BARBED WIRE AND ARMED GUARDS AROUND THOSE "CENTERS OF ENLIGHTENMENT" AND LET THEM ENJOY THE FRUIT OF OTHERS LABOR FOR THE SHORT WHILE THOSE FRUITS WILL  LAST.  AND IN THE END WHEN THE GOODIES RUN OUT AND DESPERATION FORCES THEM TO ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THOSE "COP FREE ZONES" JUST SHOOT THEIR SORRY A$$ES!!!
Also posted at Right Wing Humor

Sunday

Democrats seek Bipartisanship in Politics

SOURCES DEEP INSIDE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT SELECT MEMBERS OF THE DNC WILL HAVE A SECRET MEETING WITH RUSSIAN OFFICIALS NEAR THE SITE OF A FORMER SOVIET GULAG LOCATED SOME 60 KM NORTH OF THE SIBERIAN CITY OF NOVOSIBIRSK.  THE PURPOSE OF THIS CLANDESTINE GATHERING OF FELLOW TRAVELERS REMAINS SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY, HOWEVER INSIDERS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THE LEADING ITEM ON THE AGENDA WILL BE "BIPARTISANSHIP IN AMERICAN POLITICS".  WITH THE RUSSIANS INSTRUCTING THEIR AMERICAN COMRADES ON THE SKILLFUL ART OF BIPARTISANSHIP (RUSSIAN STYLE).  CRITICS OF THIS PROPOSED MEETING POINTED OUT THAT THE SITE OF THIS MEETING (A FORMER GULAG) WAS NO ACCIDENT AND WAS INTENDED AS A WARNING SHOT TO THOSE THEY SEE AS  REACTIONARY ELEMENTS IN THE U.S. POLITICAL SYSTEM WHO HAVE REFUSED TO JOIN WITH THEIR  PROGRESSIVE BROTHERS FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A TRUE SOCIALIST STATE IN AMERICA.   AMERICANS OF ALL POLITICAL STRIPES ARE EAGERLY AWAITING THE RESULTS OF THIS MEETING WITH THOSE ON THE LEFT EXPRESSING OPTIMISM WHILE THOSE ON THE RIGHT ARE JUST BUYING MORE F*CKING AMMO!  
Also posted at Right Wing Humor