Latest Issue 'Poor Me' Magazine, Trump-Comey Edition

Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read the new Trump-Comey edition - their thickest issue to date. 
Challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. Experts: "Competition is fierce.

" IN THIS ISSUE: 

     March against fascism ends with 400,000 fewer deaths than expected 
     Hillary to victims: "poison the wells, scorch the earth"
     Kathy Griffin: From woke to broke in one easy step 
     Top 10 methods to make the world feel guilty and apologize
     LeBron James needs a day without white people: "No matter how            much money I have, I'm still as paranoid as a homeless drug addict" 
     Is everything Trump's fault? Ask an expert! 

EXCLUSIVE - Closed session: Comey, 56, demonstrates on doll where he feared Trump was going to touch him 
The Next Big Thing: COVFEFE 
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The "Poor Me" Americans

THERE ARE MILLIONS OF "POOR ME'S" OUT THERE.  PEOPLE WHO SEE THEMSELVES VICTIMS OF RACISM, CAPITALISM, SEXISM  AND THE WHITE MAN'S GREED!  THESE PROFESSIONAL VICTIMS HAVE ALL FIGURED OUT WAYS FOR THE STATE TO GIVE THEM OTHER PEOPLES MONEY.  BUT ALAS, THAT IS NOT ENOUGH AND THEY STILL BITCH AND MOAN EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE THAT "FREE LUNCH".  UNFORTUNATELY THEIR NUMBERS ARE INCREASING AS UNSCRUPULOUS POLITICIANS  GIVE THEM A SHOULDER TO CRY ON  IN ORDER TO GET THEIR VOTE IN THE NEXT ELECTION, WHICH IS ALWAYS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.  WE MUST REALIZE THAT IN TODAY'S AMERICA ALMOST EVERYTHING IS EITHER RACIST OR SEXIST AND THE "POOR ME'S" ARE ON THE MARCH!  

by Ron Russell