If things are going wrong in your life or the world, just point to America as the evil for all the world's problems.
Treat America like a Communist Dictatorship:
After all the government secretly controls all the newspapers, TV and radio that claim to be independent in order to convince stupid Americans to carry guns, vote for the death penalty.
You should visit America once in your life:
You’re thinking “why would I want to visit America? There’s nothing there but a bunch of fat, ignorant, hillbillies and cowboys amusing each other with fart jokes.” True! But once you’ve been to America you can claim forever more to know all about it because you’ve actually been there!
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