Saturday

Woman breaks silence after revealing a 40 year old disgusting sexual assault experiance

Heroic woman breaks her silence by revealing a 40 year old horrendous sexual assault that occurred while she was in First Grade.  The perk in this case, was little Johnny Fingerling who was a full 6 months her senior when this disgusting act was committed in a cloakroom at the NoTell Elementary school located on Lovers Lane.  It seems that Little Johnny cornered her and dared to kiss the terrified young girl.  Apparently Iam Easy, the survivor came forward with this shocking allegation shortly after Johnny Fingerling announced his run for City Dog-catcher.  It should me noted that Ms Easy is president and founder of the town's local chapter of the #MeToo movement.

1 comment:

Kismet said...

Hey kid, get your documentation together NOW