Thursday

The Washington Post declares Donald Trump tp be an Omnipotent God

Doing a full Mia culpa the Washington Post rag has just declared that President Donald J. Trump an omnipotent god who can control the weather.  After eons, suddenly the old worn out phrase "everybody talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it" has virtually, over-night become obsolete.  The White House in reporting it's switchboard is being swamped with calls from desperate weathermen wanting a scoop on tomorrow's weather.
This revelation came about when the Washington Post declared Trump was responsible for Hurricane Florence bearing down on North Carolina.  One long time Trump supporter stated, now that 'the cat is out of the bag' it's time for the newest residence of Mount Olympus to put a zipper on the mouth of Maxine Waters.  One can only hope! 

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