Saturday

John Kerry displays his most Prized Medals during meeting at Heinz Factory

John Kerry reveals his most prized medal collection at a private meeting of friends and supporters at a secure location somewhere in the bowels of the Heinz Ketchup plant in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  The medals included his most cherished:  The order of Ho Chi Minh which was awarded to him by the grateful peoples of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam in 1971 for his outstanding leadership in the American Anti-war Movement aka 'Americans against Western Imperialism'. 
Order of Ho Chi Minh
Also on display was the Order of the Ayatollah Khamenei given to Kerry following the delivery of $1,700,000,000 in cash presented to the Iranian people by a red-eye flight that landed at the Tehran airport in the dead of night.
Order of Ayatollah Khamenei
However missing from John Kerry's collection were the U.S. Military medals awarded to him in Vietnam which included the Purple Heart given to the young warrior for his 'hole if foot' injury.  But wait, these were the same medals tossed over the White House fence in 1971 during an anti-war protest. 
I HAVE TO TAKE CLAIM FOR THIS SATIRICAL PROFILE OF A LESS THAN GREAT AMERICAN.
by Ron Russell

2 comments:

Sandee said...

He should be in prison for going to Iran. You think Obama would have allowed Bush's people to do what Kerry did? Not on your life.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Kismet said...

He's the only recipient of the highest award given by the Order of the Pickle.