Monday

"MeToo" vs. "Me Tarzan You Jane" conversation

ME TOO COUPLE ON HONEYMOON:
First Night
Bride:    Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom:  Silence!

Second Night
Bride:   Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom: Silence!

Third Night
Bride:   Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom: Silence!

Morning of Forth day
Bride:   Honey bring me some coffee!
Groom: Silence!
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ME TARZAN YOU JANE IN TREE HOUSE 
First Night in Tree House
Jane:     Not tonight I have a headache 
Tarzan: WTF you say, Bit*h!
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I'm sick of all this "MeToo" and "Macho Man" crap. 
Let's call a truce and meet in the middle!  
I'm quite confident that any astute reader will comprehend the meaning of what I understand!  Nuff said! 

3 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

He's gone ... well deserved silence I might add.

Always On Watch said...

It seems that Americans have lost sight of the middle. When did THAT happen?

Kismet said...

To hell with the middle-what about the truth?