Remember the time when a dog biting man was not news worthy, but a man biting dog stole the headlines. Well in this current election season that has changed, at least when it comes to media reporting on Donald Trump. Just last week an elderly New Yorker can forward to report that in 1981, Trump actually showed him disrespect by farting on a elevator the two were on between the 23rd and 24th floor of the Federal Building in New York. The Times in this story went on to speculate that Donald was there not to pay taxes. Furthermore the same article confirmed that on that same day while eating at a nearby restaurant, the billionaire had the unmitigated gall to leave a poor waitress a measly 4% tip. While this story was on the front page above the fold, a much less salacious story involving Hillary Clinton and a donkey was relegated to page 27.