In an elaborate ceremony in the White House Rose Garden on his second day in office, President Donald Trump awarded Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger the nation's highest civilian award, the Presidential Medal of Freedom in absentia. Carlos is now serving a 15 year sentence at the Federal Penitentiary at Allenwood, Pennsylvania where he is reportedly having the time of his life with the boys in Cell Block no. 2. President Trump, in a brief statement expressed his gratitude to Mr. Weiner, a life-long Democrat, for his inadvertent aid in keeping the nation from going over the cliff by helping to insure that HRC would not reach the Oval Office. At this time Hillary Clinton remains in seclusion at her sprawling estate in Chappaqua, New York. While at the same time Huma Abedin, Sec. Clinton's former chief aid and wife of convicted child molester Anthony Weiner was seen outside the prison at Allenwood, apparently seeking to get on Anthony's visitor list. It should be noted that Federal Penitentiaries allow conjugal visits, however we fail to recognize the need for such visits considering Carlos's tete-a-tete's with the boys in Cell Block no. 2! But then, poor Huma may be unaware of Anthony's tryst just as she was about Hillary's illicit relationship with that hot server in her basement---and we don't mean the butler!