The media weasels have not been, in the least bit, bashful about expressing their preference for Trump Scandal wings and legs. While at the same time, they apparently seem to be on a hunger strike when it comes too WikiLeaks emails topped with Russian Beluga Caviar. Today's weasels are not like the weasels of old, that were the scourge of farmer Smith's hen house. Those undiscriminating varmints simply grabbed the chicken that was lowest on the roost. But the weasel of this modern era has become a connoisseur selecting only choice morsels that have been stamped "RNC" by top officials at corporate Weasel Media Headquarters located in NYC and Washington D.C.