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Election season marks the Return of the Walking Dead

With the election season in full swing, millions of the walking dead have been seen swarming from the college campuses and the teeming urban areas in search of dwindling pockets of humans.  Strangely, these brain-dead former Americans are no longer in search of food, that problem has been solved by master zombie Barack Obama with his infamous EBT (food stamp) Card.  They now have an insatiable appetite for other people's stuff---not their brains, but their pocketbooks.  Many have also emerged from their subterranean homes and being guided by their zombie mentors in their quest for that mythical walking dead utopia.  A utopia that promises to answer all desires and provide complete gratification for needs such as food, money and that all elusive carnal knowledge of the opposite gender.  For in this new Walking Dead Shangri-La gender will in fact, become an antiquity of the past unworthy of the new Walking Dead World Order.

AS A FOOTNOTE, IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE WALKING DEAD SERIES, IT RETURNS THIS SUNDAY EVENING.  LET'S JUST HOPE THE FRIGHTENING IMAGES DEPICTED IN THIS POPULAR SERIES ARE NOT AN OMEN OF THINGS TO COME SHOULD HILLARY CLINTON WIN IN NOVEMBER.

1 comment:

Sandee said...

Nothing is free. They will figure it out at some point in their lives. Bless their hearts.

Have a fabulous day. ☺