But Daddy why don't you believe me and not those old white male Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee. Please Daddy just look at all that shredded paper on the floor. Rover did really eat my homework. Please Daddy don't take my cell phone or I will tell my sisters in pink at #MeToo. Please Daddy, please Daddy believe me little Johnny next door looked at my panties when I bent over to pet Rover. Please Daddy, I will never ever lie.
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And you don't have a dog.
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