Saturday

Anthony Weiner found dead in his New York apartment

Former Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner has been found dead in his New York City apartment.  The estranged husband of top Hillary aide Huma Abedin, and accused pedophile whose laptop was found to contain over 600,000 emails, many from presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's private and illegal email server, body was found over 24 hours ago in his apartment.  The NYC coroner, a Democrat, quickly ruled that Weiner's death was an accident and that he had apparently fallen on a kitchen knife some 136 times.  Investigators from Loretta Lynch's Justice Department, not the FBI, quickly confirmed the findings of the coroner's office and pointed out the fact that Hillary Clinton was in Florida at the time of this unfortunate accident.  Additionally the DOJ was quick to point out this obvious accident was in no way related to the mysterious deaths and disappearance of previous Hillary Clinton critics.  As of this time James Comey's FBI has not commented on this breaking news.  

2 comments:

Sandee said...

I thought he was in rehab? I know this is political satire.

Have a fabulous day Ron. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Poor Carlos Danger.