Truump's secret to Destroy Radical Islamic Extremism in one easy step

Donald Trump as only been on the job for a little over 50 days, and already he has drawn international criticism: in an executive order signed today, the new president has enrolled all members of ISIS into Obamacare, effective immediately. Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah. But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first 100 days." In the U.S. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. "We're better than this," he said, peering over his glasses while registering indignation. "I know Trump was bragging about bringing back waterboarding and worse, but this - THIS - is over the top. Such cruel treatment of an enemy, even ISIS, is way out of accord with the Geneva Convention." Retired Senator Harry Reid also weighed in. "Everybody knows Obamacare is a disaster. Why do you think we exempted ourselves from it while imposing it on the rest of America? It's only fair if white, middle class Americans go broke paying those premiums, but it's inconceivable that any other human being would be subjected to such cruel and unusual punishment."  Read the balance of this satirical piece over at The People's Cube