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ZOMBIE FLAG RAISED OVER THE WHITE HOUSE

WITH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ACHIEVING IT'S CROWNING VICTORY NEAR MUD BAYOU, WHERE A HEROIC FORCE OF SOME 10,000 FIGHTERS OVER-RAN A COWARDLY 5 MEMBER GROUP OF THE INDIVIDUALIST GOOD OLE BOYS OF THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN WHILE ONLY SUFFERING 90% CAUSALITIES. SIMILAR SMASHING VICTORIES WERE ALSO WON NEAR LA FOUCHE SWAMP AND MANCHAC PASS AGAINST OTHER DIE-HARD REACTIONARY CONSERVATIVE GROUPS.  THE FREE-LOADING BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES CELEBRATED THEIR TRIUMPHS BY RAISING THE ZOMBIE FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE  MILLIONS OF DUMB COLLECTIVIST LOW GRAY-MATTER AMERICANS JAMMED THE NATIONAL MALL TO SALUTE THEIR NEW NATION UNDER MINDLESS ZOMBIES.  A NATION DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED TO BE SERVED TO EQUAL TO THEIR ZOMBIE MASTERS.  
FOLLOWING THE EXCITEMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA WHO HAD SUPPORTED THEIR REVOLUTION, TO A MEETING OF THE UNDEAD CABINET.  IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME THAT WITH THE DEATH OF THE VAST MIDDLE CLASS BRAIN RICH AMERICANS THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH.  THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO RAISE TAXES LOWER THE FOOD STANDARDS AND ALLOW  TAXING THE POOR HARVESTING OF COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS.  THIS, OF COURSE, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE ALL WOULD BE EQUALLY POOR AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR ALL.  OBAMA TURNED HALF WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND MICHELLE HIS WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED.  SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE, IN THE END, DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET.  
TOSSED IN "LA FOUCHE SWAMP",,"MANCHAC PASS" AND OF COURSE "DUCK DYNASTY CLAN" IN THIS PIECE OF SATIRE FOR MY READERS IN LOUISIANA.  READERS I APPRECIATE MORE THAN THEY WILL EVER KNOW.  AND ESPECIALLY THAT MOST FREQUENT READER IN LAPLACE AND FAMILY MEMBERS IN WEST MONROE, BASTROP , AND OAK GROVE..       

1 comment:

Sandee said...

Oh Obama thinks he's the best president ever. So do many democrats. All they care about is that there is a democrat in the white house. Doesn't seem to matter if that person can get anything done legally.

Have a fabulous day. ☺