Trump will call a Turd, a Turd; while Hillary will tell you it smells good

Have you ever noticed that almost all politicians will complicate the obvious.  After all, in their mind, the general public is just too simple-minded to understand the full gravity of what see.  And therefore, must turn over the simplest problem to those leaders in government who after years of study and millions of dollars, will come up with a solution that would even confound Confucius.  A solution that justifies their mere existence.  Now is the time to reach out to a leader who is not a politician and will not "complicate the obvious and trivialize the momentous" for his own self-serving ends.  But a leader like Donald Trump who will call a turd, a turd and flush the damn thing down the toilet bowl that, is the nations capital!