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Squirrel and Cat

 THEY ARE CERTAINLY CUTE.  NOTE THE MAMMA CAT LICKING THE BABY SQUIRREL.  LET'S HOPE HER OWNER GAVE HER PLENTY OF 'FRISKIES'  EARLIER.  COULDN'T RESIST THE BELOW SQUIRREL JOKE SO THOUGHT TO PASS IT ALONG!

Bill is driving home through a country area one evening when he suddenly catches sight of something in the headlights, right in the middle of the road. He slams on the brakes and gets out of the car to investigate. As he gets closer, he sees it's a squirrel, but smeared from head to foot in poop. 

"The poor wee animal," thinks Bill, so he rushes back to the car and grabs a box of Kleenex to clean up the squirrel. When he's finished and the squirrel has skipped back into the undergrowth, another squirrel jumps out of the bush, again completely covered in poop. 

Bill sets about wiping the poop off this poor squirrel and just as it strolls happily back into the bushes yet another hops out and it's plastered in poop as well. "What is going on here?" says Bill, as he starts to clean up the third squirrel. 

Suddenly, a voice comes from the bushes saying, "Hey! Could I have a couple of those Kleenexes? I'm running out of squirrels."

3 comments:

Sandee said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Funny, but Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Have a fabulous Awww Monday, Ron. ☺

Kathe W. said...

I'm with Sandee.....ewwwwwwwwww. Obviously the voice in the bushes did not come prepared....

DrillerAA09 said...

If the voice in the bushes had this momma cat, he could recycle the squirrels. Just sayin'. Have a blessed day.