THE COMMANDER OF THE U.S. KADENA AIR FORCE BASE, HOME OF AMERICA'S LARGEST COMBAT FIGHTING WING, HAS ANNOUNCED THE DESTRUCTION OF GODZILLA. THIS ROUGE GENERAL OVER-RODE THE ORDERS OF HIS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, BARACK OBAMA WHO WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SAVE THIS ENDANGERED SPECIES REGARDLESS OF THE COST TO HUMANITY JUST AS HE HAD DONE WITH THE DESERT TORTOISE AND THE DELTA SMELT; AND IGNORED THE PLEAS COMING FROM THE EPA (ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY), DESPITE THE FACT THIS LIZARD HAD BEEN PLACED ON IT'S PROTECTED LIST. SADLY THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVING MEMBERS OF THIS GIANT LIZARD SPECIES DISCOVERED OFF THE JAPANESE COAST IN THE 1950's IS NOW DEAD. THE WORLD IS SHOCKED BY THIS CALLOUS ACT OF WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A IMPERIALISTIC MILITARY AND BY THIS GENERAL IN PARTICULAR, WHO IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A MEMBER OF THE MUCH HATED AMERICAN TEA PARTY MOVEMENT. MEANWHILE ON THE FLOOR OF THE U.S. SENATE HARRY REID IS BLAMING THE KOCH BROTHERS FOR THE DEATH OF GODZILLA. A HATED BELOVED SPECIES OF THE LEFT WHO ONLY WANTED TO DESTROY FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA FROM THE GROUND UP
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