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S**T HAPPENS

Ever have one of those days when nothing goes right?  Don't feel too bad about it because as sure as the suns sets in the west  S**T HAPPENS! 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. 

 A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha on both, but the first one just shows how stupid we are sometimes. I'm just saying.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Ron. ☺

stevebethere said...

LOL both funny and it's taught me never to never dance by the kettle ;-)

Have a tanfastic week ;-)