After months of investigation by a renown team of scientist, they have just announced a shocking discovery of a new species of roach that lays it's eggs in the ear of human beings while they sleep. For some reason that remains a mystery, the roaches seem to be concentrated in New York State and the West Coast regions of the nation. After the eggs of the Penplaneta Tweetous (name given the new discovery) hatch in the victim, the infected person suffers a severe loss of vocabulary and is only able to speak several short phrases and words. Inexplicably the words in all those infected seem to be the same: "Russia Russia Russia and Impeach".
After a lengthy search the CDC has determined that the source of this mind-altering critter in on the second floor of a building located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Washington D.C. and occurs only in the early morning hours when it appears to be most active.
Trump Tweets just drive some people crazy. #MAGA
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Victims also say "gimme, gimme, gimme".
Soooo, not everyone gets this. Oh that's a relief.
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