Carbon Dioxide laced Champagne served at Paris Climate Summit

TERRORIST ACROSS THE GLOBE FROM TIMBUKTU TO ZANZIBAR ARE TREMBLING AS PRESIDENT OBAMA MEETS WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS AT THE PARIS CLIMATE SUMMIT.  POISONOUS GASES WILL FLOW FROM THE THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE AS WELL AS FROM THE HUNDREDS OF PRIVATE JETS BRINGING EXALTED DIGNITARIES TO THIS PRESTIGIOUS GATHERING OF LIKE MINDED THINKERS.  ISIS AND OTHER ISLAMIC TERRORIST GROUPS MUST REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THEIR MURDEROUS MARCH ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND AFRICA.  THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY TRUE BECAUSE THE GREAT LEADER OF THE SUMMIT, BARACK OBAMA, TELLS US SO.