Wednesday

Obama Proposes "The Affordable Phone Act"

WITH MILLIONS NOW ENJOYING THE FULL BENEFITS OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT BETTER KNOW AS OBAMACARE, THE PRESIDENT IS NOW URGING CONGRESS TO PASS HIS "AFFORDABLE PHONE ACT". THE PRESIDENT HAS WARNED THAT SHOULD THE REPUBLICAN DOMINATED CONGRESS FAIL TO ACT HE WILL ISSUE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO IMPLEMENT SUCH CHANGES IN CELL SERVICE ACROSS THE NATION. WHILE SOME FEW CELL PHONE USERS ARE NOW RECEIVING THE FULL BENEFITS OF UNLIMITED INTERNET SERVICE, TEXT, TALK, AND STORAGE; MILLIONS ARE LEFT WITH SUB-STANDARD PHONES THAT HAVE NO CAMERA OR VIDEO FEATURES WITH LITTLE STORAGE CAPABILITIES. THIS INTOLERABLE INEQUALITY MUST BE RECTIFIED AND TO HELP INSURE THIS, THE NEW AFFORDABLE PHONE ACT WILL MANDATE THAT ALL AMERICANS OWN CELL PHONES AND FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO VIOLATE THIS PROVISION THERE WILL BE A $45 FINE THE FIRST YEAR FOLLOWED BY $500 FOR THE SECOND YEAR AND EACH YEAR AFTER. 
by  Ron Russell

1 comment:

Sandee said...

I've got a crappy medical care plan that costs me a fortune, and I don't have a cell phone. I don't want one either.

Have a fabulous day. ☺