Sunday

Jenny Jenner aka Bruce Jenner involved in fatal auto accident

FORMER OLYMPIC DECATHLON CHAMPION AND WHEATIES SPOKESMAN, BRUCE JENNER WAS INVOLVED IN A FATAL AUTO ACCIDENT THIS WEEK.  THE INVOLVEMENT OF PAPARAZZI WAS QUICKLY RULED OUT BY AUTHORITIES AS THE PAPARAZZI HAVE JUST BEEN ONE STEP BEHIND BRUCE SINCE HE ANNOUNCED HIS DECISION TO BECOME A FEMALE.  ONE MUST WONDER IF JENNY BRUCE WHO HAS FADED FROM THE LIMELIGHT IN REASON YEARS JUST FELT LIKE HAVING A FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE (AS BARACK WOULD SAY) TO REGAIN THAT SPECIAL ATTENTION HE OBVIOUSLY CRAVES.  WELL BRUCE BABY, IF THAT'S WHAT FLOATS YOUR BOAT GO FOR IT.  JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO EVERY BUY WHEATIES AGAIN. 
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

Not a fan, but whatever.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That whole family is screwed up big time. He might be really popular in jail with Bubba.