Wednesday

Big Macs for Terrorist

OBAMA STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN, MARIE HARF, HAS FINALLY COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO THE WORLD'S TERRORIST PROBLEM.  IT IS REALLY SO SIMPLE THAT FEW POLITICIANS HAVE FIGURED IT OUT.  AFTER ALL THEY ALWAYS COMPLICATE THE OBVIOUS.  MARIE, WOULD GIVE ALL TERRORIST IN THE MIDDLE EAST JOBS AT McDONALD BY JUST OPENING SOME 10,000 NEW FRANCHISES FROM CARIO TO BAGHDAD.  THE HARDENED JIHADIST WOULD DROP THEIR AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLES AND GRAB THAT INFAMOUS BURGER FLIPPER FREELY SUPPLIED BY McDONALDS WITH FINANCIAL AID FROM TAXPAYERS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.  AFTER ALL, JUST LOOK AT CHICAGO AND THE PEACE THAT HAS SETTLED OVER THAT CITY FOLLOWING THE OPENING OF SOME 100 NEW FAST FOOD PLACES.  
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1 comment:

Sandee said...

Excuse me? For real? What kind of idiots are running this country? Seriously.

Have a fabulous day Ron. ☺