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Seattle, Washington: America's Most Offensive City



 
IN THEIR EFFORTS TO BECOME LESS OFFENSIVE THE CITY FATHERS OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON HAVE BANNED THE TERMS "BROWN-BAGGER" AND "CITIZEN".  THESE DRACONIAN MEASURES, HAVE NOT HAD THE DESIRED EFFECT, BUT ESSENTIALLY THE REVERSE.  IN THEIR EFFORT TO BE ALL-INCLUSIVE AND TOTALLY NON-OFFENSIVE, THEY HAVE IN FACT BECOME THE MOST OFFENSIVE CITY IN THE COUNTRY.  THE TERM BROWN-BAGGER WAS DETERMINED TO BE RACIST AND THE WORD CITIZEN WAS DEEMED TO BE NOT INCLUSIVE AS SOME OF RESIDENTS OF THAT CITY WERE IN FACT, NOT CITIZENS AND WERE UPSET A THE MERE USE OF SUCH A PHRASE.  ACCORDING TO CITY OFFICIALS MANY MORE WORDS AND PHRASES ARE BEING STUDIED BY THE CITY'S NEW THOUGHT POLICE.  OFFICIALS OF THAT NEW PROGRESSIVE UTOPIA ARE URGING CITIZENS (OOPS MEANT TO SAY PEOPLE) TO REMAIN INSIDE ON THOSE NIGHTS WHEN THERE IS A FULL MOON----AFTER ALL IT'S JUST TOO WHITE. SPECIAL THANKS TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE     FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE AND THE IDEA.
 

1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The Seattle thought police are at it again. It just goes to show you a liberal mind is a wonderful thing to waste.