Worker's Utopia of Venezuela runs out of Toilet Paper.

IT HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE SOCIALIST WORKERS PARADISE OF VENEZUELA HAS RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. 

BUT THE MAN IN CHARGE, PRESIDENT MADURO, HAS MANAGED TO SOCK AWAY SOME 10,000 ROLLS OF CHARMIN FOR HE PERSONAL USE.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHAT HIS PEOPLE WOULD DO UNTIL THIS SEVERE OUTAGE COULD BE CONTROLLED, EL PRESIDENTE SIMPLY REPLIED THEY WILL HAVE TO CONTROL THEIR SEVERE OUTAGES. 

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE FOR THIS IDEA.

H/T TO  POLITIFAKE

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