Tuesday

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer attempts Suicide following Recent Democrat losses in Senate and news that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted to Hospital

An unidentified source close to Senate Democrat Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer, is claiming that Schumer who was already deeply depressed following the stunning losses of his party in the recent off-year elections was driven over the edge upon hearing that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was admitted to the hospital.  Apparently, the Senator, dashed to his office bathroom and was attempting to toss back a bottle of sleeping pills, but was restrained by a alert intern.  

Totally fake news, but then Americans have grown use to this.  Just having a little fun with this piece of satire, but would have loved being a fly on the wall when Chucky received the news about Justice Ginsburg.

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