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UN Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) to Spend $100 Million on Trump Piñatas

The UN Relief and Works Agency , an organization established to provide serves for Palestinian refugees, has responded to US budget cuts by ordering 10 million Donald Trump piñatas, so that refugees could vent their anger against Trump.  It should be noted that the UNRWA has been accused of wasting money by perpetuating refugee status.  

The agency,is holding an emergency fundraiser for the $100 million needed to buy the piñatas.  Additionally some 1,000 new jobs will be created.  The only downside seems to be that the bomb-making factories will experience some labor shortages as many workers will now turn their skills from making bombs to creating sticks for the Trump Pinatas.  Perhaps they feel whittling sticks is safer than making suicide vest!

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