Following their epic Tolstoyian review of the life and times of one Brett Kavanaugh the FBI has concluded there is nothing to see here!
After being unable to location the scene of the alleged crime, unable to determine the time and unable to find any corroborating witnesses, world renown criminal investigator Columbo aka Peter Falk has also concluded there is nothing to see here. That is, nothing but the screams of rampaging protestors in the halls of Congress and the sudden resurrection of the ghost of Spartacus in the Senate Judiciary Committee!
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We knew there was nothing to see before the investigation started. Resist, resist and resist.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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