Government grant funds Beetle Research at Harvard

After months of research by a select group of esteemed Etymologist working on a government grant of some $3 million dollars at Harvard University.  The chairman, announced, that the term Rhinoceros Beetle did in fact, originate from it's striking rhino-like appendage.  It should be noted that this amazing research came in under budget with only  $2,999,999.99 of tax-payer dollars spent getting to the bottom of what had been a perplexing mystery. 

While on the same day a well endowed blonde researcher made a startling discovery about another beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty. Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run. It couldn't. "I have made a new discovery!" the blonde cried. "When you pull all of a beetle's legs off, it becomes deaf!!"

Squirrel and Cat

 THEY ARE CERTAINLY CUTE.  NOTE THE MAMMA CAT LICKING THE BABY SQUIRREL.  LET'S HOPE HER OWNER GAVE HER PLENTY OF 'FRISKIES'  EARLIER.  COULDN'T RESIST THE BELOW SQUIRREL JOKE SO THOUGHT TO PASS IT ALONG!

Bill is driving home through a country area one evening when he suddenly catches sight of something in the headlights, right in the middle of the road. He slams on the brakes and gets out of the car to investigate. As he gets closer, he sees it's a squirrel, but smeared from head to foot in poop. 

"The poor wee animal," thinks Bill, so he rushes back to the car and grabs a box of Kleenex to clean up the squirrel. When he's finished and the squirrel has skipped back into the undergrowth, another squirrel jumps out of the bush, again completely covered in poop. 

Bill sets about wiping the poop off this poor squirrel and just as it strolls happily back into the bushes yet another hops out and it's plastered in poop as well. "What is going on here?" says Bill, as he starts to clean up the third squirrel. 

Suddenly, a voice comes from the bushes saying, "Hey! Could I have a couple of those Kleenexes? I'm running out of squirrels."

White couple survive raging fire while people of color perish or the benefits of Work

In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. 

Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived. The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."

Hate filled Misogynist learns valuable lesson from open minded Liberal Democrats

The lesson this poor Trump supporting young lady learned is that Liberals are the only ones allowed to hate.  And that being a Republican automatically makes her a hater.

Is Paris becoming the Beirut of Europe and will it have the same fate

Beirut was once called the Paris of the Middle East, but due to civil wars and infighting between various Muslim group it has become a sh*thole.  Is Paris headed toward the same fate as Beirut with almost unlimited immigration being allowed by the government there.  Paris survived WWII with almost do damage, but I fear a new conflict coming that will scar the face of that beautiful city.  It really looks like those who follow Islam are not just content to live in the west, but their ultimate goal is to change it into some vast wasteland like their former home in the Middle East.

UC Berkeley bans Ann Coulter to keep Snowflakes from melting

The campus that is the home of the historical free speech movement, UC Berkeley, has banned conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter, citing security threats. According to Young America’s Foundation, student organizers of an upcoming Ann Coulter event at the university were emailed by Berkeley administrators who claimed they were unable to “find a safe suitable venue” for Coulter. “Young America’s Foundation, BridgeCal and Berkeley College Republicans have been working together to produce a lecture at UC-Berkeley on April 27, 2017, by Ann Coulter, a twelve-time bestselling author, whose book, ‘Adios, America!’ – a No. 2 New York Times bestseller — is widely credited with shaping President Donald Trump’s immigration views,” announced Young America’s Foundation in a press release, Wednesday. “The topic of her speech was immigration.” “UC-Berkeley, a publicly-funded university, first imposed a series of ridiculous requirements on the speech allegedly in the name of ‘safety.’ Coulter, we were informed, would be required to deliver her speech in the afternoon; only students would be allowed to attend; and the speech location would not be announced until close to the event,” they continued. “Against our advice, Coulter agreed to all these requirements. In return, she requested two measures, which actually had something to do with safety.”  Read more.....

Democrats are once against using their old tactic of hiding their faces before protesting

Democrats long for the good ole days when they could hid beneath their white hoods and terrorize black folks.  But times have changed and these days they hide beneath their black hoodies to terrorist white Trump supporters.  Whether white or black hoods---the goal was the same, to silence those who dared disagree with them. 

We have only 10 years to save the Planet

In 1988 we told the world that "We only have ten years left to save the planet." In 1989, our wonderful comrades at the United [in Marxism] Nations decreed the same thing. 

Then during the 2000 election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski (Muslim name: al-goreeza) issued a fatwa that we only had ten years left to save the planet. Nobody listened. George Bush [spit, spit] won stole the election and the planet's environmental destruction continued. 

So, in 2006, Prophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa: we only had until last year (i.e., ten years for those of you who've had the Jiffy Lobo) to save the planet. And now, we are issuing the decree once more: Climate Scientists Spread Panic: ‘Ten Years’ to Save the Earth It's a good thing that the Sheeple have short memories. They might accuse us of "crying Wolf" or something.

There is something here for those liberal millennial's with young children.  They will never have to worry about saving for their kids college education.  After all, the world will end before 2007! 

Will Liberals ever learn to wear Combat Boots

Suddenly and without warning, after years of being friendly with the great socialist movement of the communist revolution, Democrats see Russia as the greatest threat to the United States.  When seeing this meme I was reminded of an old record my mother gave me so many years ago.  It was a song of Rudyard Kipling's poem "Boots".  Mother was a young wife of WWII era and had great respect for America's fighting men.

Feds Arrest Detroit Doctor for Female Genital Mutilation of Girls

Dr. Jumana Nagarwala was arrested by the FBI Thursday and charged with carrying out female genital mutilation (FGM) on multiple six to eight-year-old girls at her Livonia, Michigan office. Dr. Nagarwala’s case is the first FGM prosecution in America under a new law aimed at the practice, according to a press release from the Department of Justice. The 11-page complaint issued accompanying her arrest makes guarded references to “members of a particular religious and cultural community.” FGM is common in the Islamic world, particularly in Africa. According to UNICEF, 98% of Somali girls, and 87% of Egyptians have endured the procedure. FGM involves removing varying amounts of the victim’s, usually a pre-pubescent girl, clitoris, labia majoria, and labia minora. In its most extreme form, the victim is “infibulated,” having virtually all her external genitalia removed and being sown up, leaving her with only a tiny hole from which to urinate and menstruate. Nagarwala, who works as an emergency room doctor at Detroit’s Henry Ford Hospital, is charged with mutilating two Minnesota girls from separate families at her office in Livonia, Michigan. The victims’ identities remain sealed, but Minnesota is host to the largest Somali immigrant population in the United States, a community in which FGM is prevalent. The complaint also alleges multiple Michigan girls have told authorities Nagarwala had cut their genitals as far back as 2005-2007, before the federal law under which she is charged had taken effect.  Read More.....

Australian Wearing Cross Beaten By Muslim Gang Shouting ‘F*** Jesus!’

Christians in Sydney, Australia, are being advised to hide their crosses after an Arabic-speaking gang shouting “F*** Jesus!” attacked a couple on a train while transport officers looked on from a “safe space” and did nothing. The Sydney-based Daily Telegraph – a News Corp outlet unrelated to the Telegraph Media Group newspaper of the same name – reports the couple were attacked while riding the train through “Muslim enclaves” in south-west Sydney.

Mike, who asked for his surname to be withheld for fear he might be targeted, said that four men of Middle Eastern appearance ripped his cross from his neck, stomped on it, and rained kicks and punches on his face, back, and shoulders. Two women attacked his girlfriend when she tried to protect him. Five uniformed transport officers watched the attack take place but failed to intervene, Mike claimed, leaving the police to meet the train at a later station. “I was born in Australia of Greek heritage,” Mike told the Telegraph. “I’ve always worn my cross. For [them] to rip it off and step on it has to be a religious crime … It’s not on to feel unsafe in your own country.” 
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Democrats continue Search of Trump/Putin Collusion

Despite the recent slap Trump gave Putin in Syria.  The Democrats are still hard at work trying to find that hidden Putin/Trump collusion.  Or anything that would explain their election loss.  Because they all are very certain that the November defeat could not possible be their fault.

Commander-in-Chief Trump endorses new Army Dating Service

Taking a page from the progressive multi-multiculturalism playbook in an effort to silence those who would accuse him of Islamophobia, President Trump has endorsed the new army dating service.  A service designed to ensure that each and every follower of the Prophet is able to hookup with those 72 promised virgins.

President Trump socks it to Bashar Al-Assad with cruise missile strike

Tonight our President, Donald Trump has shown he is a man of his word.  Unlike his predecessor, Barack Obama who drew a red line in the sand and recoiled like a coward in the sand box when a bully kicked sand in his face;  Trump stood up to Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad and sent him some 50+ Tomahawk Missiles.  Missiles that flew from the USS Porter and Ross, two Arleigh Burke-Class guided missile destroyers stationed in the eastern Mediterranean Sea.  The message to Al-Assad, don't mess with the 'Donald'!

Breaking News: Tomahawk Missiles launched at Syrian Airbases.

Details are sketchy at this time, but apparently about 43 Tomahawk missiles have been launched toward two Syrian airbases where chemical weapons are stored.  More details to follow as events unfold.

Russia to test unstoppable 'Satan 2' stealth nuke capable of wiping out an ENTIRE NATION

Russia is preparing to test-fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could reportedly destroy a whole country in seconds. The "Satan 2" missile is rumored to be the most powerful ever designed and is equipped with stealth technology to help it dodge enemy radar systems . This terrifying doomsday weapon is likely to strike fear into the hearts of Western military chiefs, as current missile defense technology is totally incapable of stopping it. Its official name is the RS-28 Sarmat and it will replace aging Soviet R-36M missiles, which NATO military experts nicknamed "Satan". "In this sense, the Sarmat missile will not only become the R-36M's successor, but also to some extent it will determine in which direction nuclear deterrence in the world will develop," the Russian news network Zvezda reported .  Read more.... 

5 Susan Rice Scandals Every American should Know

It was revealed Monday that President Obama’s national security adviser Susan Rice allegedly ordered the unmasking of the identities of Trump campaign aides who were reportedly being surveilled during the 2016 election. The recent reports further prove, at least in part, President Donald Trump’s claims that senior Obama officials had collected intelligence on Trump aids and disseminated it throughout the government. Rice’s involvement — as it relates to her reported role in the unmasking of Trump aids and circulating sensitive information — places the longtime Obama operative at the center of another major political scandal.
1. Susan Rice allegedly ordered surveillance of Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign aides as part of a political intelligence operation.
2. Rice claimed that climate change was responsible for the deadly civil war in Syria.
3. Rice once declared that there is “no military solution” to the raging conflict in Yemen.
4. Susan Rice said accused deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl served “with honor and distinction.”
5. Susan Rice was the driving force behind a misinformation campaign about the Sept. 11, 2012, Benghazi terror attacks.

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Breaking News: Obama confidant, Susan Rice, exposed as Unmasker

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Breaking News:  Former Obama United Nations ambassador and Obama White House National Security Advisor has been identified as the source for unmasking members of the Trump campaign to numerous intelligence agencies.  At this time it is unclear whether Susan Rice broke the law.  However, it is certain that Miss Rice is a political partisan, quite devoted to her lord and master Barack Hussein Obama.  The person who in all likelihood, gave her the green light to unmask then candidate Donald Trump and associates.

SNOWFLAKES BEWARE: Ann Coulter coming to UC Berkeley on April 27

Organizers of an event at the University of California Berkeley with conservative firebrand Ann Coulter are fearful of more violence from left-wing anarchist groups, following the riots that took place before an event with former Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos last month. The event, which is scheduled to take place in April, was organized by the nonpartisan student political group BridgeCal and the university’s College Republican group. Plans include a talk on immigration followed by a question-and-answer session. It will also be sponsored by the Young America’s Foundation, who will pay the majority of Coulter’s $20,000 speaking fee.  

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Just for fun.  A blast from the past!