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Hillary Clinton Poisoned at LGBT Banquet

H/T to Politifake
BOTH MALE AND FEMALE AND OTHERS WHO WERE IN ATTENDANCE AT THE ANNUAL BANQUET HONORING THE LGBT COMMUNITY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THE GUEST OF HONOR, HILLARY CLINTON, SAID SHE DID NOT APPROVE OF GAY MARRIAGE.  FOLLOWING THE EVENT IT WAS LEARNED THAT A REPUBLICAN INTERLOPER HAD SLIPPED AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF "TRUTH SERUM" INTO HER SOUP.  DOCTORS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT UNLESS THE SERUM CAN BE FLUSHED FROM HER SYSTEM IT COULD BE FATAL!  THAT IS, FATAL TO HER POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS.   
Also posted at Right Wing Humor 

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