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Ahmed Mohamed the Clockmaker, presents Obama with his latest Invention

AHMED MOHAMED, THE CLOCKMAKER AND NUMBER ONE SON OF TEXAS ENDS HIS WHIRLWIND WORLD WIDE TOUR WHERE HE VISITED SUCH WORLD LEADERS AS SUDANESE DICTATOR AND ACCUSED WAR CRIMINAL PRESIDENT OMAR AL-BASHIR.  THE FINAL LEG OF THIS HISTORICAL TRIP WILL END TODAY WITH A VISIT TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE HE WILL PRESENT PRESIDENT OBAMA WITH HIS LATEST INVENTION.  THIS LATTER DAY THOMAS EDISON HAS INVENTED AN AMAZING TELESCOPE THAT WILL ALLOW THE PRESIDENT TO SEE ALL THE HEAVENLY BODIES INCLUDING THE 72 VIRGINS OF PARADISEFOLLOWING THIS PRESENTATION AHMED AND FAMILY ARE OFF TO DOHA, QATAR WHERE HE HAS BEEN GIVEN A FULL SCHOLARSHIP  TO COMPLETE HIS HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE STUDIES.  THE WORLD IS EAGERLY AWAITING THE NEXT AMAZING INVENTION OF THIS YOUNG GENIUS!   
Also posted at Right Wing Humor 

1 comment:

Sandee said...

What I want to know is how do you invent a clock? We've had clocks for years. I just don't get it. Anything that ticks in the hands of a muslim should be taken very seriously.

Have a terrific day. ☺