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Friday

OBAMA AND THE LIONS OF MAASAI MARA

By now the whole world knows that President Obama will visit his native homeland, Kenya this week.  His visit to Kenya has been noted by terrorist in the neighboring country of  Somalia.  Rumors are flying that Somalian terrorist have ventured in the the Kenyan game reserve at Maasai Mara where they have rounded up and caged some 1000 lions and are currently starving the poor beast.  Meat-eaters they intend to loose when Obama visits that Game Reserve.  Good hunting boys!

Breaking News:  President Barack Hussein Obama along with 8 Secret Service Agents and one Kenyan guide have disappeared on the vast veldt of the Maasai Mara Game Reserve.  the only evidence in the area where they were last seen was two well fed lions enjoying themselves after what was thought to be a hardy meal.

2 comments:

Sandee said...

Breaking News...If only.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I hope those stupid lions had enough sense to spit Obama out. That would be a very vile taste.