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Obama Flees White House, boards Kenyan Vessel waiting off shore

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THE AP IS NOW REPORTING THAT FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS FLED THE WHITE HOUSE ABOARD, A YET TO BE IDENTIFIED HELICOPTER.  AP IF FURTHER REPORTING THAT SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY JOINED THE EX-PRESIDENT.  IN A SCENE REMINISCENT OF OUR HASTY RETREAT FROM VIETNAM THE PRESIDENT, KERRY, MIKE aka MICHELLE AND VALERIA JARRETT WERE SEEN CLIMBING A ROPE LADDER FROM THE ROOF OF THE WHITE HOUSE TO A HOVERING COPTER.  REPORTEDLY THEY WERE TAKEN TO A KENYAN TRAMP FREIGHTER WAITING OFF THE COAST.  ADDITIONALLY IT IS NOW CONFIRMED BY THE ONLY NEWS NETWORK (MSNBC) ALLOWED TO REPORT ON OBAMA'S SWIFT EXIT THAT THE PRESIDENT FINALLY ADMITTED HE WAS A CLOSET MUSLIM WHO WAS BORN IN KENYA AND WAS QUOTED AS SAYING, "ALLAH AKBAR--I'M OUT OF HERE SUCKERS"!  SORRY GANG, BUT IT IS APRILS FOOL DAY! 
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

If only this were true. I'd be doing the happy dance.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You don't have to tease just because it's April Fools Day.