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Cancel the American Eagle and bring on the Trojan Condom

AMERICANS REALLY NEED A NATIONAL IMAGE THAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING SURE THAT UNDER OBAMACARE  EVERY AMERICAN REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, SEX, NATIONAL ORIGIN OR AGE IN GUARANTEED A FREE LIFE LONG SUPPLY OF THE NEW PATRIOTIC SYMBOL FOR AMERICA.  ANYONE CAN NOW STOP BY THEIR LOCAL POST OFFICE FOR A ONE YEAR SUPPLY  OF THESE BEAUTIFUL RED, WHITE AND BLUE CONDOMS THAT REALLY ALLOW YOU TO SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM TO THAT SPECIAL PERSON IN YOU LIFE REGARDLESS OF THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE.  THANKS TO THE LOOKING SPOON

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