Just for Duck Dynasty's Phil: Twelve Days of Christmas

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME, TWO DRAKES A SCREWING AND A DUCK HUNTER WITH A LONG SHOTGUN.  ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME 3 BARNEY FRANKS, TWO DRAKES A SCREWING AND A DUCK HUNTER WITH A LONG SHOT GUN!  YOU GET THE IDEA.  ADD MORE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN COMMENTS IF YOU WISH. THIS SITE SUPPORTS PHIL ROBERTSON AND ALL THE GOOD FOLKS OF THE DUCK DYNASTY FAMILY.  FREE SPEECH IS GUARANTEED BY THE CONSTITUTION AND THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAKE THAT AWAY.  BUT SOME SEEM TO BE UNDER THE FALSE BELIEF THAT A PRIVATE COMPANY LIKE A and E CAN. BOY IS THAT WEAK.  CARTOON BY CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER