When Brett Kavanaugh meets his fellow Justice Clarence Thomas, remember both have been a target of a "high tech lynch mob", and could have had their necks stretched by America's new KKK (a Democrat Party that's been usurped by the "MeToo movement, ANTIFA and other groups on the radical left) . Perhaps Thomas will tell him, “Me too."
Monday
Just like, "Remember the Alamo", "Remember the Kavanaugh Hearing"
I can think of no more fitting logo for Republicans across the nation to use in their elections for both the Senate and the House than REMEMBER THE KAVANAUGH HEARING. As of this time the best item I could locate on this issue is a simple and inexpensive bumper sticker. Just follow the above link to see. We must not let that sorry bunch of hypocrites who set on the Democrat side in the Senate Judiciary hearings forget the hateful words and charges they threw at a good man, Brett Kavanaugh. Even one who dared to compare himself to Spartacus. I don't recall, but did Spartacus ever grope a young teenage girl when he was in school as Cory Booker did?
Sunday
Post-Confirmation Truths about Kavanaugh's Unusual Driniking Habits emerge following his taking seat on Supreme Court
GET YOU'RE TRUMP FLASK HERE!
Despite attempts to contact the FBI prior to the confirmation of now, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh; Syrian President Bashar al-Assad claims he was rebuffed. Apparently Bashar was a longtime drinking buddy of Brett. The Syrian president admits he has a lengthy list of hilarious stories from the time he and the judge tipped back a few and blacked out together. In an attempt to explain his love of 'beer' and the 'hard stuff' that often follows, Bashar (a life-long Muslim) blames not only the party-going Brett, but his English-born infidel wife Asma al-Assad. Claiming it was these two, who were nothing more than tools of the devil, that lead him astray from the religion of peace---Islam! In all fairness, it should be noted the Justice Kavanaugh denies these charges by the Syrian leader. And in a strange twist, Dianne Feinstein has confirmed that Brett turned in his Syrian Visa prior to being nominated to the Supreme Court.
Let's face a simple truth:
Beer is American as Mon's Apple Pie!
Thursday
UN Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) to Spend $100 Million on Trump Piñatas
The UN Relief and Works Agency , an organization established to provide serves for Palestinian refugees, has responded to US budget cuts by ordering 10 million Donald Trump piñatas, so that refugees could vent their anger against Trump.
It should be noted that the UNRWA has been accused of wasting money by perpetuating refugee status.
The agency,is holding an emergency fundraiser for the $100 million needed to buy the piñatas. Additionally some 1,000 new jobs will be created. The only downside seems to be that the bomb-making factories will experience some labor shortages as many workers will now turn their skills from making bombs to creating sticks for the Trump Pinatas. Perhaps they feel whittling sticks is safer than making suicide vest!
FBI releases it's 7th and final report in the Epic Kavanaugh Saga
Following their epic Tolstoyian review of the life and times of one Brett Kavanaugh the FBI has concluded there is nothing to see here!
After being unable to location the scene of the alleged crime, unable to determine the time and unable to find any corroborating witnesses, world renown criminal investigator Columbo aka Peter Falk has also concluded there is nothing to see here. That is, nothing but the screams of rampaging protestors in the halls of Congress and the sudden resurrection of the ghost of Spartacus in the Senate Judiciary Committee!
Wednesday
Brett Kavanaugh unmasked as the Mysterious Ice Man
The search for the identity of the infamous "Ice Man" has finally been solved, after an anonymous bartender steps forward and fingers SCOTUS nominee, Brett Kavanaugh as the mystery man. The entity that tossed an ice cube at a patron who he was having a dispute with back in 1985. Shocking incidents like this must not go unpunished and the ACLU has stepped forward demanding that the 'Ice Man' be given life without parole and confined to the California Department of Corrections unit, located at one of the world's hottest sites, in Death Valley. A location reserved for reactionary conservative offenders who have dared to challenge the absolute supremacy of what is fast becoming the new order of a national socialist state.
Above is a rare image of young Brett delivering
his WMD (block of ice) to an unsuspecting victim.
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