Wednesday

Mueller set to reveal Evidence of Trump-Russian Collusion following DNA analysis

Somewhere deep in the bowels of the J. Edgar Hoover Building (FBI Headquarters) in Washington champagne corks are popping as Special Counsel Robert Mueller is set to release proof that President Donald Trump not only colluded with Russia but had sexual relations with an undercover Russian agent. Deep state sources in the Special Counsel's office have reveled, some years ago citizen Trump spent the evening with a Brighton Beach (Little Odessa) 'Lady of the Evening' while Melania was visiting relatives in her native Slovenia. Unbeknown to her superiors at the Kremlin ,this female Russian agent aka Hooker kept the Blue Stained Dress she wore in her brief tete-a-tete with Donald Trump a secret.  A secret she only just revealed to the Deep State employees of Robert Mueller in the Justice Department.  Of course, the Blue Dress along with the details of this salacious rendezvous in Trump Tower were not freely given, but were only provided to the FBI after the government deposited some $3,000,000 to a numbered Swiss Bank Account of American tax-payer dollars.  

Details of what some are calling The Great anti-Trump Coup are just emerging.  After buying the relatively inexpensive dress (by government standards) for only $2,500 per sq. inch, samples of the questionable stain were forwarded to "23 and Me" for analysis.  While at the same time an heroic undercover Deep State Operative, FBI agent was able to penetrate The Kremlin West aka Trump's White House and obtain a sample of the President's DNA  from his 'double dip ice cream bowl' while attending that most repugnant of all events, The White House Christmas Party.

After analysis of the stained dress and over-sized ice cream bowl were revealed uncontrolled cheers could be heard coming from the Hoover Building.  Seems that not only did the DNA from the dress and bowl match, but after the comparison with an old sample of Vladimir Putin's DNA, '23 and Me' confirmed that there is a 99.999 % probability that Trump and Putin are 2nd cousins twice removed.. 
by Ron Russell  
Cross-posted at TOTUS 

Tuesday

With the Firing of Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe, Demolition of the Deep State has begun

With the firing of FBI Deputy Director, Andrew McCabe the fuse has been lite that will bring down the self-serving, un-American, Trump-hating Deep State.  All patriotic citizens need to sit back and enjoy the demolition of our nation's Public Enemy No. 1!  Those in the Deep State will now reap the bitter fruit of corruption they have sown.  As Sir Winston Churchill said following the 'Battle of Britain' where the RAF kicked the sh*t out of the Nazi Luftwaffe  "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."  Is Trump some kind of latter day Joshua who has breached the walls of Jericho the Deep State? 

Monday

Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

Thanks to Stilton's Place
We all know, by this time, that our 45th President is a man that speaks his mind.  We have no idea what Donald may say at his SOTU speech.  However, the above image captions, I suspect reflect what Trump will be thinking as he looks out at those gathered in the House chambers.

Just today, one day before President Trump's SOTU I saw interviews with several NYU students about what Trump said in his speech that has yet to occur.  And as you may expect they all marched in lock-step to the tune laid down by their minders from the faculty lounge at one of America's foremost indoctrination centers, NEW YORK UNIVERSITY.

Sunday

All Items made of Plastic may soon be banned in California

I'm old enough to remember the day when Paper Bags were condemned by those on the left as a 'real and present danger' to the forest of America.  At that time our astute neighbor to the south, Mexico was using those glorious plastic bags at the markets and tourist shops.  The Mexican Government was seen as the champion of the Green Movement.  Tree-hugging progressives had found a new enemy and began their attacks on paper-make objects across the nation leading to the virtual extinction of the environmentally unfriendly paper grocery bag.  But then slowly many in the liberal community began to see a new enemy in the rapidly emerging 'plastic bag' and the attack against items made of that planet destroying substance (plastic) swung into full force.  Now even the much beloved Plastic Straw is under attack by progressives in the legislature of the Golden State. 

California Considering $1,000 fine for waiters offering customers unsolicited Plastic Straws

Of course, as you may expect, no new laws against any forms of plastic used in butt enhancement, lip enhancement, or breast implants will be considered by the absolute geniuses sitting in the Generally Assembly in Sacramento.  

Friday

Pelosi: Tax Cut Bonuses just Crumbs

Nancy Pelosi, one of the wealthiest members on congress referred to the $1,000-$3,000 bonuses millions of American workers are getting as mere 'crumbs'.  To me that would be like steak and lobster, but to some elite San Francisco progressive I suppose the bonuses are just crumbs.  Nancy's crumb remark reminds me of Marie Antoinette's "let them eat cake" quote. As the story goes, it was the queen’s response upon being told that her starving peasant subjects had no bread. Because cake is more expensive than bread, the anecdote has been cited as an example of Marie-Antoinette’s obliviousness to the conditions and daily lives of ordinary people.  Read more on Pelosi's remarks here.   Perhaps Nancy should have been completely honest about her true feelings toward the common man and said, "let them eat crumbs"!  

Tuesday

Loony Professor: Physically constrain Trump and Evaluate His Mental Fitness!


Yale psychiatry professor, Dr. Brandy Lee would physically constrain the President of the United States and evaluate his fitness to sit behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.  According to this modern day soothsayer, Trump could cause the Extinction of the Human Species.  With professors like this, all her students will need a shrink before they graduate. 


Friday

Mysterious Men in Black spotted outside California Pot Shops

Following a declaration my Attorney General Jeff Sessions that a 1970 federal law making the possession of marijuana a crime will now be enforced many California "Pot" Store patrons have reported seeing mysterious men in black photographing those entering and leaving the states newly opened Cannabis shops.  Former pot-smoking President had suspended enforcement of the 1970 regulation.  

And what could be a related event, sources have confirmed that the number of ICE agents in the state has doubled.  Many on the left are now fearing that 'Dreamer' illegals my be subject to arrest and deportation for the possession of a controlled substance.  Could it just be the California munchies-inducing stores have provided a backdoor avenue to bypass that states new sanctuary laws?  The 'Law of Unintended Consequences' can be a bitch!!!     

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Thursday

Racist Trees to be removed from California Community

The California town of Palm Springs has finally decided that a long line of the invasive racist Tamarisk trees must be removed from a local golf course.  Apparently, these trees were planted back in the 1960's in order to deny a historically black community a view of the nearby scenic San Jacinto Mountains.  According to city leaders all symbols of the racist past must be removed or destroyed.  One would have thought this action by the city would have come under fire by  NATH (National Association of Tree Huggers), however as of this time they have remained silent.  While  just a few miles to the west some farmers are bracing for a potential onslaught by neo-puritanical pitchfork waiving activists on their fields.  Fields that are home to the most racist plant in North America---COTTON!!!!!
cross-posted at TOTUS   

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Tuesday

Brooklyn College would Ban Cops from Campus Toilet Facilities

 
State funded Brooklyn College in NYC has deemed it necessary to ban cops from their primary restrooms on campus and directed them to a broken-down facility at the edge of the campus.  The faculty and students thinking is apparently, that seeing a cop in uniform would trigger the snowflakes in their safe-spaces.  For some reason, seeing a "No Police Allowed" sign posted on a public toilet somehow reminds me of the "White Only" signs across the south in the old Jim Crow days of the 1960's!  And no this is not fake news.  Truth is often stranger than fiction.  You can read the disgusting details of the story here, from the New York Post!

And don't blame the students for their thinking.  They are simply reflecting the thoughts and opinions of their minders (the faculty).  Thoughts and opinions that are alien to America, but found at virtually all institutions of so-called 'higher learning' across the country.
Cross-posted at TOTUS

Monday

Mexican Turds land on Imperial Beach in Southern California

Although the state of California has thrown out the welcome mat for visitors from the south apparently some citizens near Imperial Beach have called for a halt to unwanted raw sewage, toxic waste and chemicals being dumped into the Tijuana River which flows north contaminating some beaches in Southern California.  I suppose there is a moral to this story:  "some think only the cream rises to the top, they but seem to forget that turds also float."  You can read the story of the Mexican raw sewage being  sent to California via the Tijuana River here!